Kylo Destroys the Sand

Ya'll are gonna haaaate me

Today was the big day. The Reylo wedding. Everyone was very, very, VERY excited. Everything was perfect and going exactly to plan.... except for one thing.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ASHES ARENT HERE?!? I SPECIFICALLY WANTED GRANDPA AS MY BEST MAN!!"

Han, Hux, and Chewie were trying to calm him down.... kinda.

"THEY ARE ASHES!! YOUR GRANDFATHER IS DEAD!!" Hux yelled at him.

"NOT IN MY HEART!!" Kylo screams back.

Han is rubbing his temple with his fingers. "Look, Kylo, I would be ok if you want Chewie as your best man. Or even Hux. But your grandfathers ashes?!? Now that I'm not ok with."

"BUT ITS MY WEDDING DAY AND IT SHOULD BE WHAT I WANT!"

Just then Leia comes in, holding the urn. Kylo squeals and takes it from her, hugging it.

"Oh grandpa I missed you so much! I can't believe they didn't want you here but it's ok now, you're with me now."

Han and Hux sigh while Chewie let's put a disgruntled noise.

"Why'd you bring them Leia?" Han asks.

"Because I figured if I didn't we'd be dealing with corpse groom over there for the rest of our lives. Now come on, let's go find out seats."

She, Han and Chewie leave as Kylo starts to dress the urn for the ceremony. He puts a bow tie and top hat on it, and beams when it's done. He hands it over to Hux, who rolls his eyes.

"Make sure he gets to the right spot." Kylo says.

Hux scoffs but nods, and walks out. Kylo starts pacing. He was finally marrying Rey. The love of his life, the light to his darkness, the Padmé to his Anakin (although hopefully she doesn't die the same way...), and then he realized something.

He can't marry Rey.

Not until he does something very very important.

But Kylo being the dramatic piece of emo juice that he is, he decided to go through with the very expensive wedding anyway instead of just cancelling and rescheduling.

Luckily for him though, they were getting married on a beach. Which would help him complete his grandfathers work! So he decided that he would do the thing he needs to do, and then marry Rey. Yes, it was perfect. Nothing could go wrong.

He heard his que, which was the music beginning, and came out of his room, smiling more widely than he ever had in his life.

"Oh no," Hux mutters.

"This is going to be a disaster." Leia mutters, knowing exactly what that smile meant.

Kylo walked down the isle to the alter, and then turned around.

The wedding precession, which were the droids C3-PO, R2-D2, and BB-8, started coming down the isle and to their own sides. Then, came the beautiful bride and Chewbacca.

Rey insisted on Chewie walking her down the isle, for who knows what reason. It's totally not because the author is convinced that Chewie is her father. Nope, it at all. Anyway, she walked down the isle, looking more radiant than ever before.

Everyone on Rey's side (which were Poe, Finn, BB-8, and Rose) were smiling, very happy for Rey (Poe was also totally not crying). On the other side, everyone (Han, Leia, Luke, Chewie, Hux, Phasma, and the rest of the droids), were trying to pretend they didn't know what was about to happen.

"Dearly beloved," the minister started. He made the usual speech with the love and the death and yada yada yada. Then, it came to the I-dos.

"If anyone has any reason that these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"Don't do it Rey!" Han yells.

"You deserve better!" Leia calls.

"Especially after what's about to happen!" Luke yells.

R2-D2 starts whirring.

"R2! You cannot say that about the minister!" C3-PO replies.

He whirred again.

"Yes I know his hat is stupid but that's no need to interject at a wedding!"

"Moving on," the minister says, pretending he didn't hear the last comments. "Rey, do you take Benjamin Solo,"

"Kylo Ren." Kylo interjects.

Rey kicks him in the shin. Luke cheers and the minister sighs.

"Remember the money remember the money, ok, do you Rey, take Kylo Ben to be your beloved wedded husband?"

"I do." Rey says, smiling like the sun. Kylo smiles back.

"And do you, Kylo Ben, take Rey to be your beloved wedded wife?"

"No."