Kylo Destroys the Sand

Today i found out that Chewbacca has fangs and i will never be the same

Dinner is pretty rough for Kylo. Luke and Rey hit it off pretty well, bonding over living rough lives on sand planets, and Kylo isn't sure what to think of it.

To be honest, Luke probably likes Rey more than he likes Kylo. Not that Kylo minds too much it's just that now Rey is occupied with Luke... which leaves Kylo with the mess of other people being there.

His parents are ok, simply having the normal family argument over garbage shoots (Kylo has no idea why). Finn and Rose mostly keep to themselves... mostly. Poe and Hux on the other hand, well, they were the reason Finn and Rose couldn't keep to themselves.

"Huuuux! Give me back my fork!!!"

Hux was holding the fork way above Poe's Head.

"Not until you apologize!"

"NEVER!!"

"FINE THEN!!!"

Everyone stops what they're doing and watches Hux YEET the fork into the kitchen and stares smugly at Poe. Poe just looks him dead in the eye, picks up his knife, and begins eating his steak with it. He stabs it bit by bit, as Finn, being the responsible father he was, had cut it up for him earlier.

"The steak is really good Miss General Leia Organa ma'am!" Poe says.

"Thank you Poe."

Everyone continues what they were doing, leaving Kylo bored. Again. He decides to get out his black phone with a Darth Vader case on it and, you guessed it: shop for Padmé Amidala Merchandise. What? He idolized his grandmother too.

He thinks he's found like the best thing ever, it's a statue with Padmé and Darth Vader holding hands, her in white and him in black, symbolizing how they had been pulled apart by opposite sides of the force, and is just about to place a bid, but Uncle Luke has other plans.

"So Kylo, when are you getting a haircut?"

Kylo is so shocked he almost drops his phone (but if it had broken, his Darth Vader warranty on it would've covered it).

"Absolutely never. My hair is beautiful just the way it is!"

"It looks like your grandfathers!"

"That's the point!"

"You should show some more respect! Especially since this is the day your Uncle and namesake Obi-Wan Kenobi died!!"

"So what? I never met him!!"

Rey, Leia and Han facepalm. Poe keeps stabbing his steak and throwing glares at Hux. Rose and Finn just continue to ignore all the Skywalker family crap that's going on.

"Well he's a better role model then your grandfather!"

"Take that back!"

"Absolutely not."

"I HOPE YOU LOOSE YOUR STUPID PONCHO!!"

"I HOPE YOUR MOTHER SELLS ALL YOUR DARTH VADER MERCHANDISE!"

"Believe me, I tried. He just bought it all back." Leia mutters.

Kylo gasps. "TAKE THAT BACK!!"

Hux whispers something to Poe and his eyes go wide.

"NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT!!"

"YOULL NEVER WIN THIS ONE POE, MIGHT AS WELL START WAVING THE WHITE FLAG NOW!!"

"THE ONLY THING ILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER!!"

"Good lord." Han comments.

Poe launched himself at Hux and they start battling it out. Luke and Kylo draw their lightsabers and Leia intervenes.

"Not in the house you two! Take it outside!"

Kylo and Luke grumble and then take it outside. Leia then walks into the kitchen to stop Poe and Hux.

"Poe!"

Poe rushes up and salutes. "Yes Miss General Leia Organa- Solo Ma'am?"

"No more fighting with Hux, ok? At least not tonight.."

"Yes ma'am. I'm sorry ma'am."

Leia pats his head. "It's ok, I understand. Hux is a lot sometimes. Now come on, both of you. Kylo and Luke are bound to start a fire somehow and we can make s'mores over it."

"Yay!"