Shave and A Haircut (Not that Greasers Ever Get Haircuts)

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Note to readers:  Have any of you heard of the rhyme shave-and-a-haircut, two-bits?  It's usually knocked on a door as a code, and I decided to make a story/joke about it. (And I suppose this one isn't really about Tara, but more so the whole gang)

        Sodapop was humming to himself as he shaved, getting ready for work in the morning.  "Shave and a haircut," he sang loudly to himself, but it was drowned out by the shattering of a window.

        "Soda, quit singing," Steve yelled loudly from the other room, "You just broke a window!"

        "TWO-BIT!" Soda heard Darry yell, cause he had broken the window by throwing a football in the house, which Darry warned them all the time not to do.

        Soda couldn't help but grin as he heard Two-Bit joyously yell,

        "Matthews!", having made a touchdown by busting something.

        Darry was still yelling, Johnny and Pony were telling Dal to knock if off cause he had messed up their hair, and Steve was telling some joke that had Two-Bit and Tara busting up laughing.  Someone swore, having stepped on something.

        Just getting out of the house would be interesting, and having finished shaving, Sodapop wiped his jawline and went to join the fun.  He liked anything that caused this much excitement, which was pretty much all the time in this nuthouse.  He fit in perfectly.

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