Gods Order

Chapter 17: Hells Bells

Elena POV 

So the double of Asmodeous king of hell was a psychopath like his double, fantastic. 

"Uriel?" Asked god and his son simply nodded before leaving the house along with the angel that escorted Katherine into the house. 

"What made Kai so psychotic?" Asked Alaric and God snorted in amusement and so did the other archangels. "What's so funny?" 

"Well the fact that all the doubles of the kings of hell are more than likely psychotic" Said Raguel voice full of amusement. "Given the fact he was resented by his family because he was a siphoner that's gong to cause some issues" he finished and everyone seemed confused and I was too, what the hell was a siphoner? 

"What's a siphoner?" I decided to ask. They all turned to Barachiel to answer and he sighed before he turned to everyone. 

"A siphoner is a witch who doesn't ha e their own magic like Bonnie does, they have to absorb magic from magical sources in order to do a spell and when they siphone magic from a witch or warlock whatever if they absorb too much it could possibly kill the witch" he said and everyone looked to Bonnie. 

"I don't want to go near him" she said in an outraged voice. 

"Just relax everything will be fine" said Stefan in a reassuring voice. 

"No it won't" Said Gabriel in a pained tone. All the angels and god were holding their heads like they had a headache. "It's Jezona, he's not going to last much longer" 

"What do you mean by that?" Asked Caroline in a pained and worried tone one filled with major concern. 

"If he's in hell any longer the devils could potentially make him into a demon" 

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Jezona POV 

It hurts like fucking hell and I just want it to stop, I'll do anything just make it stop. I cried out in pain again as another knife was stabbed into my left thigh joining the one that was already there. 

"Wouldn't it be wonderful to not feel pain?" Taunted Lucifer and he circled a knife around my torso causing a cut which stung to be left in it trail, they have a knife fetish in hell I swear. "To not have to scream in agony, all you have to do is..." I obviously cut him off. 

"Yeah yeah join the dark side but guess what this isn't Star Wars buddy there isn't a dark or light side, there's assholes and jerks now" I Said to the devil who just smacked me across the face for my comment. Seriously him and Damon weren't anything a alike. Damon was fun and sarcasticwhilst Lucifer was boring, couldn't take a joke and absolutely no fun unless torture counts. 

"Stop being so mouthy it's annoying" see what I mean the guys no fun. 

"Oh come in Lu the mans in pain and instead of showing it he's trying to joke his way through it" and Satan is the smart one, although still no sign of Asmodeous. Please please say he's planning on being a douche and killing one of the other Kings cause that would be helpful and since they can kill each other like they were just another ordinary person. 

"Hello gorgeous did you miss me" Shouted the third and final king as he strutted into the room like a motherfucking peacock, asshole. He also tries to flirt with anything that moves weird guy, he's more like Damon than Lucifer is. 

"Oh hon-bun of course I missed you Lucifer never talks unless he's trying to corrupt my inncocent soul and Satan is a voyeur so ya know, it's been no fun whatsoever" I Said to him and he laughed at my comments and unchained me much to Lucifers displeasure. 

"I'm here now don't worry baby" he said. So me and Asmodeous actually have a complicated friendship, a very strange one which pretty much everyone disapproves of and that it's pretty much joke flirting the entire time. 

"Thank god now how about a glass of champagne, I demand the best from you" I Said standing up with Asmodeous' help and with a click of his fingers there were 2 flutes of champagne and a table set out like a date next to us. 

"Only the best for my darling sweetheart" he said pulling out a chair which I plopped into with a pained sigh. 

"Couldn't have gotten a lazyboy?" I asked and it instantly change to a comfy chair with a click and I groaned in delight at the comfort on my sore muscles. 

"So what've you been up to since we last spoke?" Asked Asmodeous and I sighed, where to begin. 

"Well since the fifties I've partied and surfed, ya know the usual oh and my father also damned me to a human body for awhile again, fun I know and now I'm in love As, I really am" I Said to the guy and he was nodding his head as I spoke listening intently to my words. 

"Well I have a secret to tell you, later alright?" He said and I nodded with a wink. "But apart from the secret it's been pretty normal I mean destroying a few villages, volcanic eruptions and earthquakes, diseases pretty normal stuff really" he said and I heard Satan groan. He was waking up, he must have fallen asleep whilst Lucifer tortured me and Asmodeous arrived. 

"Oh you've got your weird friendship going on welp I'm leaving" he said before he moved. His limbs I noticed were stiff and cracked when he moved. 

"You should get something for joint pain" I shouted after him and he put a thumbs up saying he'd heard me, maybe he'd kill some people instead I know that always put him in a good mood. 

"So your all planning to rise?" I asked Asmodeous as we were the only ones left in the throne/torture room since it's hell let's face it every room is a torture room. 

"Oh yeah that I mean he's we wan to rise and take over the world but honestly it seems like a lot of work I mean Satan and Lucifer want power where as I'm like 'bros were already causing trouble and corrupting minds like Donald Trump what can be better than to see the world fall apart with only a few nudges from us?' But they never listen" he complained. 

"Wanna help me stop them?" I asked and As just looked at me with an unreadable expression. 

"Hell Yeah"