Now That You Know Us

Independent

Lately I've been focusing on nothing but myself. Its been a long time now and I had finished 10th grade with all A's a while ago. I woke up in my bed to rays of sun light slicing through my wooden blinds. I sat up and took a deep breath. I got out of bed and walked downstairs to the kitchen where abuela was reading her newspaper at the table drinking coffee. When she saw me her eyes lit up. 
"Buenos días mi amor." She said. I smiled.

"Buenos días abuela. Good morning to you too." I walked over to the fridge and rummaged through it looking for my waffles. They weren't in there. "Buela, where are my waffles? " I asked. She motioned her hands to the other end of the kitchen.

"In the deep freezer." She said. i listened and walked to the deep freezer. i opened it up, grabbed the waffles and closed it. i started to walk over to the toaster when i heard a knock at the front door. i ignored it and put my waffles in the toaster. i pushed them down into the toaster and sat down at the table with my phone. i was ABOUT to do a JOB APPLICATION, when i heard a knock again, this time louder, and more frantic. i put my phone down and stood up. i looked at the door and sat there thinking, "why the fuck is someone at my house at 8:30am?"

"Leo, can you open the door for me baby?" abuela asked me.

"mhm." i agreed, in slight discomfort. right before i got to the door, i looked down at myself and realized that i didn't have any clothes on other than boxers and socks, i FIGURED that i would put on some clothes. but instead of taking the easy way out and using my powers, i decided to run upstairs to my room to change like a normal person because even though i HAVE powers, doesn't mean i ALWAYS have to use them. and plus, i didn't wanna open the door to just anybody so when i went upstairs to change, i looked out of my window and onto the front porch where the person was knocking. i looked and no one was there. i sucked my teeth in disappointment and thought to myself that i was played by some dumbass little nine year olds playing ding dong ditch. but when i turned around...

"hey gabe" i immediately swung and punched the person who snuck up behind me.... then realizing that i had full bare-knuckle snuffed the shit out of Hunters face. he flew to the side of the room and hit my wall, making a dent in it. i felt like a dick. he sat up with a bloody nose and looked at me with a surprised expression.

"......................oWWWWWW" he yelled. i ran over to him and grabbed his arm so he could stand up. i looked at him and felt even worse when i saw that his nose was out of place.

"oh my god Hunter! i am so, so, soooooo sorryyyyyy!" i pleaded.

"it's okay, doesn't even really hurt that mu— OWWWWW!" he screamed. he started poking at it. "ow.... ow.... ow".

"Hunter, stop touching it, you're gonna fuck up your nose even more than it already is." i said with sarcasm. he looked at me and frowned.

"well what else am i gonna fucking do, genius?" he smart assed. i walked over to him with a bitchy smile and stood in front of him.

"this..." i said with a little grin. i took his nose in between my index and middle fingers and twisted.... hard. and all i heard from that was a big CRUNCHHHHH!! He looked at me with wide eyes.

"OWWWWWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!" he screamed as he covered his nose. i snicked behind him. his nose dripped blood a little. "GABE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!"

"well, it fixed your nose, did it not?" i said smiling.

"well, YEAH, but it still FUCKING HURT!" he yelled at me. i started to crack up. i couldn't help it. he looked at me again as i was trying to catch my breath. "you think this shit is FUNNY?" he yelled.

"no it's not funny...okay"

"thank you. i appreci..."

"ITS FUCKING EXPLICITLY HILARIOUS!" i started cracking up again. i couldn't breath but it was worth the laughter.