No Swearing on My Jungle Gym: Levi Ackerman

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So I don't remember when exactly this scene happened, but I'm putting it before they find out about Eren being the attack titan

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I sliced through the nape of one of the titans. And another. There were three titans in the square. "DIE YOU BASTARD!" I yelled as I sliced through all of their napes. Titans. A disgusting excuse for creatures. Blood trickled down my hand. "Gross" I wiped it away. 

Kureo swore as his blade broke.

"Petra, Gunther, take right" I yelled.

"What! No, Levi!" Petra yelled. "You'll die!"

I kept moving. I soon had two titan carcasses in front of me. 

Farlan, Isabel, here's another one for you guys. I thought as I shredded a third titan into pieces.

Kureo and Eld took on another titan. Petra and Gunther came back, looking slightly traumatized. "Okay. We killed it" Petra said.

Oh the joy. Everyone seemed to rely on us because we were the Special Operations squad. Because we were Levi Squad. 

I heard someone spew out a whole bunch of colorful language. A girl, about 15? I heard Eld yell "HEY! NO SWEARING ON MY JUNGLE GYM!" Petra burst out laughing.

"We all swear though"' Kureo said, mildly confused.

"Will you all focus!" I looked at everyone. Eld, Gunther, and Kureo stared at me like I was the colossal titan. Petra sighed.

"Yes, Heichou" She said. "Come, Eld. We got more"

Petra and Eld 3DMG'd away (Oh I don't know anymore) and I went on my own way. I contemplated something for the first time in a long time. Why can't we swear on Eld's jungle gym?

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"No swearing on my jungle gym" was a phrase used in a fan server I'm in for a youtuber

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Ayato POV

Eto and Noro sat on the ground playing what looked like Chinese checkers. I looked over everyone with Seychelles. Tino burst through the door with a tall man with a scarf behind him.

"Ayato, this is Ivan. Ivan, Ayato" Tino introduced him to me. "He has something to say"

"Where is my little sister Natalya?" Ivan asked.

"Why the damn hell would I know?" I answered.

"Ivan!" Toris squeaked.

"Hello Toris!" Ivan went to bear-hug the poor guy. I looked over at Berwald and Esabel. They hadn't moved for the longest time. I got bored and decided to take Esabel's clothing off.

I really wish I hadn't.

Because instead of breasts, I got a penis.

'Esabel' screamed so loud I think my eardrums burst.

"WHAT THE HELL YOU PERVERT WHY ARE YOU STRIPPING ME NAKED!"

I punched 'Esabel' in the face. It sent him flying.

They I sat in the corner of the high ranks room and cried.

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Whoopsieeeeeeee

Rated mature for a reason

Question of the chapter: Who is this 'Esabel'?

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