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Drunk

Another request by @Lovaticlove98 and @sammy260513

Basically, drunk.

Also, Ruff is dating Snotlout, Fish is dating Heather, and, ofc, Hiccstrid. 

After HTTYD 2.

Hiccup didn't know what he was thinking when joined a game. Run by Tuffnut. 

It was a calm evening, the gang gathered for dinner at the mead hall. There weren't any other vikings there, which gave them plenty of privacy. They shared their stories, laughed, cheered, cried (occasionally), Wolf-whistled, ecetra. Something they couldn't do often. As they got older they're paths defined and so did their roles. But their everlasting friendship couldn't be ruined by jobs. 

"Guys." Tuffnut said, standing up and throwing his hands in the air in the act of dramatizing the topic. "Guess what I have." 

"Something worthless." Ruffnut said, her cheek resting on her hand, muffling her voice the slightest bit. "For sure."

"How do you know??" Tuffnut demanded. "You haven't seen it yet!" 

"It's coming from you," Ruffnut snickered. "that's all the proof I need." The whole gang tried to contain their laughs. 

Tuffnut huffed. "I thought you had mind-reading powers. Then you'd finally be interesting."

"Knock it off you too." Snotlout muttered. 

"So, what is it Tuff?" Astrid asked. At the moment she was in a very good mode, since Hiccup an his arms around her, and she felt tolerable this night. 

"Behold! The precious..." Tuffnut brandished his item high in the air in front of him, and Astrid could imagine Chicken replacing the large cup of frothing mead. 

"Mead." Fishlegs deadpanned. "Mead."

"I have one for each of us." Tuffnut said triumphantly, ignoring Fishlegs. He produced five more cups of frothing mead and passed them on to everyone else.

The aroma was strong and almost unbearable. Despite that fact, Ruffnut held her face to the rim of the cup and took a big inhale through her nose as if her life depended on it. 

"Ruffnut!" Snotlout cried, instantly recoiling when Tuffnut put the drink in front of him. "How can you even go close to that thing?"

Ruffnut waved him off. "Oh please. I shared a womb with Tuffnut. My nose hairs have all been burnt off by now." Her eyebrows ruffled, then her eyes widened, and took another big wiff, then grinned. 

"This is Uncle Fenris' special mead recipe!" She said. "No wonder it's so strong, it's said that it can knock out anyone in just a cup."

"But..." Hiccup started. "If your nose hairs have already burnt off, how can you smell..?"

"Don't question the twins." Astrid chided him playfully, smiling up at him.

Hiccup chuckled. "You're too cute." He said, lifting her effortlessly onto his lap. (She's sitting on him, her legs dangling in front.) Astrid giggled like it was Christmas as he locked his arms tightly around her waist and pulled her onto his chest, resting his chin on her shoulder, nuzzling into her neck.

"So...since the night's young.." Oh no, Hiccup thought. This can't be good... 

"I was thinking Never Have I Ever. Who's in?" Tuffnut finished, a crazy grin on his face.

Hiccup puffed his chest out. "I'm in if you're in." He told Astrid, giving her his delicious smirk that drove Astrid to the edge.

"We're in!" Astrid announced, fighting the urge to kiss him senseless, leaning back in attempt to burrow further into her fiancée's chest. 

"So am I!" Snotlout claimed. "I never chicken out!" (If you think about he, he actually never does.)

"Me too." Fishlegs said. "Why not."

"Great!" Tuffnut exclaimed in glee. "If you have, take a good gulp. Haven't, don't do anything." 

The gang nodded in understanding. 

"Me first." Tuffnut gave a Toothy grin. "Never have I ever digested pre-digested solids."

The twins grinned at each other, lifted their cups, knocked them together and took a reasonable gulp. 

Astrid scrunched up her face in confusion, but before she could say anything, Hiccup whispered in her ear "Don't question the twins."

Astrid giggled and kissed the corner of his mouth. 

"Never have I ever seen a dragon's down there" Ruffnut said. 

The whole gang shrugged, braced themselves before raising the cup to their lips and taking a gulp.

"Thor's hammer that is strong!" Fishlegs cried after recoiling in shock. 

"That doesn't mean the taste is bad." Hiccup's shrugged. "Your uncle knows his mead."

"My turn!" Snotlout yelled. "Never have I ever had sex."

Hiccup and Astrid smirked at each other as they took a gulp. Everyone lifted their cups to their lips...including Tuffnut.

"Tuffnut?" Snotlout said incredulously. "You? Sex?" 

"I have I question!" Tuffnut said, raising his arms up infront of him. "Does sex have to be viking to viking? Or can it be viking and non-viking?" 

Hiccup and Astrid shared a look that conveyed don't question the twins. Hiccup kissed her jaw and yelled "My turn!"

-+ Lets say when they're six turns later? +-

Uncle Fenris' mead stood up true to it's name, as six large gulps later everyone was slurring their speeches, maybe a bit of gagging, sometimes accidental face-plants onto the table and random words being thrown out into the air. 

Astrid was still on Hiccup's lap, which gave him the best access to her body. His hands left her waist and trailed up and down...Hiccup was the most drunk of all as he wasn't hasn't drank as much mead as the others.

"Never..." Tuffnut murmured. "Have...ever...died." Tuffnut face-planted onto the table, knocking his mead over. Not that it bothered him though, his snores shortly followed, echoing through the hall, occasionally burps and hiccups escaping his mouth.

Everyone was too drunk to even register his question, so they just savoured more of the sweet mead, craving for more drunken happiness.

"Astrid..." Hiccup said huskily, tugging at her collar. "Astrid..." He let out a hiccup.

Ruffnut and Fishlegs found this fact extremely hilarious, that Hiccup hiccuped. They laughed like crazy, fell of the bench and then promptly passed out on the floor. Hiccup was too focused on getting Astrid's bird skull belt off to even notice the mocking. 

"Astrid..." Hiccup repeated, this time alittle frustrated that her clothes were in between him and her azure skin. 

Astrid wasn't responding, probably on purpose to excruciat her fiancée, or maybe she was too drunk to even notice Hiccup clawing at her body.

Apparently being drunk also made Hiccup extremely clumsy and unreasonably impatient, because when he unsuccessfully got his hands in contact with her bare skin, he grabbed her roughly, and lifted her in his arms bridal style. Drunk, but still loving. Astrid gripped his neck and kissed him senseless, her breath mingling with mead. Regretfully, Hiccup had to pull away, earning whines from Astrid that drove him crazier than he already was.

"Goodnight..guys.." Hiccup whispered, trotting out of the hall and up the hill to his household.

That morning Hiccup and Astrid woke up naked, well spent...and with a unbearable headache.