This is dedicated to @aRandomPieceOfCheese :) It's pretty short because ITS ONE AM WHEEEEE IM HYPER I hope you like it!!
They're 18, they look like how they look in RTTE
"Fuck you." Hiccup hissed as Tuffnut shot a spit ball at his ear. Tuffnut just snickered, flashing Hiccup a toothy grin, a thumbs up and hi-fived Ruffnut beside him. Ugh. That was the fourth wad of paper to be shot at him.
Next to him, Astrid laughed and slapped his shoulder. "No profanity in maths." She warned, mockingly wagging her pencil infront of Hiccup's face.
Hiccup huffed and pouted. "Me, Milady? Tell them off." He pointed to the end of the six seated table the gang was sitting on, Ruffnut reloading her straw and aimed at Snotlout. She puffed out her cheeks and the little wad zipped right into Snotlout's eye.
"WAH!" Snotlout screeched and toppled off his chair, flailing his arms and landing onto the ground. Everyone in class howled in laughter as Snotlout struggled to get up.
"Mr. Jorgenson!" Their maths teacher, Mrs. Spoons, scolded from the front of room. She fixed Snotlout with a glare.
"Huh?" Snotlout's blinked rapidly, scrambling onto his seat. After a few seconds, registering what Mrs Spoons said, he cried desperately, "It wasn't me! It was them..." He jutted out his chin to the twins next to him, who somehow turned into a Fishlegs, burying their faces in their textbooks and eagerly listening to the teacher and taking notes.
Ruffnut lifted her head and raised at eyebrow. "Excuse us? We were listening innnntently to you, Mrs Spoons." She insisted, giving the teacher and innocent smile and playing with her braids. Hiccup almost laughed out loud at her transformation. Tuffnut nodded eagerly beside Ruffnut.
"I'm sure you were." Mrs. Brown assured, smiling at Ruffnut. Then she turned to Snotlout next to her. "Behave, Snotlout." She said sternly before turning back to the whiteboard and continuing to talk about trigonometry.
"W-what?" Snotlout muttered, confused.
The gang stifled their laughs and tuned their attention to the front, which will only be temporary.
As soon as Mrs. Brown had her back turned the twins cackled and pulled out their straws and started to scrunch up pieces of paper.
Hiccup flickered his eyes up to Tuffnut and Ruffnut, who both had their straw pointed at him...
He squeaked and when he saw their cheeks puff up and jerked so the five wads that were aimed at his face impacted on his chest.
"Ahhh." Hiccup wheezed in a hushed tone, trashing around and holding his hands to his chest, exaggerating gasping. "I've been hit! Man down! Man down!"
Astrid snorted with a grin, smiling at her stupid, dorky little boyfriend and throwing her arms around his neck.
"Woo woo." She mock pouted.
"Tell my family i love them." He gasped out, locking his arms around her middle, thanking they were at the very back of the classroom hidden behind the sea of students in their populated class. "And i'll miss them."
"Don't leave meee." Astrid pleaded with a fake high pitched voice, leaning her face so close to his their noses touched.
"I loveee you Milady." Hiccup sang and pecked her lips before going limp in his arms, closing his eyes and his mouth parting open.
"Pfft." Astrid said in amusement and let go of her grip on him and turned to her textbook, Hiccup flapping around for a bit to regain his balance and leaned onto the table, pouting at Astrid.
"I love you too." Astrid offered, leaning onto his shoulder. Hiccup kissed the side of her head and let it linger for awhile.
Tuffnut gagged. "Ugh. That's the last time i shoot Hiccup."
Ruffnut agreed and aimed her loaded straw at Fishlegs, who was very concentrated and deep into the class.
"Can you not!" Fishlegs moaned, touching his cheek. "I'm trying to take my notes!"
Ruffnut rolled her eyes.
"Class! Please solve this equation with the formula i just taught you." Mrs Brown said, tapping at the question on the board. Then she sat at her desk and starting playing with her phone. Pfft, millennials.
The twins and Snotlout's eyes bugged out, the punishment for not listening, and they quickly hovered over Fishleg's whispering, "What's the formula again?" "I wasn't listening." "Just tell the answer and i'll work it out myself." Fishlegs sighed and shooed them off, the three just sitting there like clueless idiots.
Still nestled into Hiccup's side, Astrid tapped the eraser of her pencil on her lips and knitted her eyebrows. "Heh, uh, babe..." She said, looking up at him sheepishly, cheeks tinted with embarrassment.
Hiccup looked at her incredulously. "You weren't listening too?"
Astrid shrugged.
Hiccup tutted her, but nonetheless smiled widely. "Goodness, Milady, here," He gently took her hand and directed her attention to his notebook. "this is how you do it..."
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