❝Hey Jungkook, I like you a latte,❞
❝Why are you like this?❞
『In which Park Jimin stumbles into Jungkook's cafe, in the middle of the night, shitfaced.』
Aiming for daily updates.
What does being sexually active have to do with sleeping early?
Pabo:
All hail virgin Jungkoook!
Jungkookie:
What-
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Jungkookie:
...
Jungkookie:
Is that my face on virgin mary?
Pabo:
yEs
Jungkookie:
How many beers have you had?
Pabo:
to infitity and beyoOOONd!
Jungkookie:
It's actually quite impressive that you were able to
photoshop my face onto virgin Mary while you're intoxicated.
Pabo:
Jungkookie...
Jungkookie:
What is it?
Pabo:
I was just kidding yesterdayy
Pabo:
I was just jokinngg about running away
Pabo:
Just forget what I said yesterday, oki?
Jungkookie:
Don't flatter yourself, I already forgot about it.
Jungkookie:
I only gave you my number because I was tired of your whining.
Pabo has changed Junkookie's name to small peepee
small peepee:
uknow one day I'm going to go on one of those sites
small peepee:
and click on one of the penis enlargement ads
small peepee:
then we'll see who's laughing.
Pabo:
hehe.
Small peepee:
I bet you don't have a big chili pepper either.
Pabo:
Jungkookie
Small peepee:
what do you want, now?
Pabo:
I reaalllyy like you
Pabo:
lets stay friends forever ok?
Pabo:
promise you wont leave
Small peepee:
...I'll always be at the cafe
Small peepee:
I'm not going anywhere.
Pabo:
thbnk you, micro weenie.
Read at 3:33 AM
A/N: This barista keeps giving me free food and it warms my heart. So precious and cute... she can have all my money. I'm down to get robbed, if she's the one robbing.
