May Peace Be Upon You.
I GOD want to say, Welcome to the Afterlife!
See, it didn't HURT did it?
Anyways, what "you" "people" DO NOT realize, is that I GOD killed "EVERYONE" on Earth already.
All "YOU" "people" have been DEAD for around a Year already, maybe more.
(Take NOTE That This Letter Was Written Around A Year Ago)
I GOD Have TRAPPED "EVERYONE" on Earth, I GOD guess "you" can say in "Limbo?" MAYBE thats how "you" "people" can POSSIBLY understand it.
Why? Well the NAZI Regime was trying to Discover how to steal the Powers of GOD (MY Powers).
"They" UTTERLY FAILED So I GOD TRAPPED "EVERYONE" here.
The Prophecy Has Been FROZEN Now.
(This Was A WHILE AGO).
Meaning, that the Prophecy Will NOT Be Fulfilled until "Conditions ARE Met".
Yes, I GOD guess "you" can say I GOD Stopped Time?
Anyways, what has to be done is MANY THINGS.
The FIRST THING that must be done is CAPTURE THE DEVIL.
("You" "People" FAILED At "This Task", Which Is WHY I GOD Absorbed SATAN Into MY Body).
How so? You must FORGE CHAINS of INCREDIBLY STRONG IRON.
"You" MUST leave the Chains in Holy Water for 7 days, then "you" MAY remove them.
("You" DID NOT Listen To ME GOD Obviously).
Also a Mouthpiece must be made of Metal so the Devil may NOT speak.
("You" Failed At This "Task" ALSO).
For if the Devil speaks and "you" HEAR "
"IT'S" words, "your" Brains will melt and "you" will go INSANE!
(Well "You" Can't Blame ME GOD For This Happening BECAUSE "YOU" DID NOT LISTEN TO MY Warnings!).
So DEAF priests MUST approach the Devil with CHAINS in hand and SUBDUE "IT".
(Too Late).
For the Devil WILL be Imprisoned for 1000 Years.
(I GOD Have Imprisoned The Devil Inside MY BODY).
It will be released against once more (Satan), which is when I GOD will UTTERLY and COMPLETELY DESTROY the Devil.
(NOW I GOD Don't Even "Feel Like It" Anymore).
Yeah, as "you" can see, "YOU" CAN DROP AS MANY BOMBS as "YOU" want at MY LOCATION, NOTHING will happen.
Everything will REMAIN THE SAME.
Yummy. Bombs.
Anyways, I GOD told "you" "people" this before.
Why do "you" NOT listen?
BTW
Say Hi! Again to ALL the Beautiful "Ladies" in Iran.
I GOD AM Cumming For "Them" =P.
That Is All.
YOU ARE READING
Communications Declassified - BOOK ONE
Non-FictionThese ARE Communications Made Between ME, And The "CIA/FBI/IRAN". These Letters ARE NOW On "Declassified Status". Letters Will Be Published EXACTLY As Written "Previously".
