This story is based off of actual conversations my friends and I have in our group chat.
It all started with a simple crush. Maybe this all would have been avoided if said crush wasn't sitting at the same table as me and all the friends I wanted to...
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I found this on Pinterest, and it's making me question everything I thought I knew
Drunk Snake: chloe why must you be so gullible like 24/7 lol
She thinks I'm gullible? I thought to myself, I'll show her gullible.
Cholesterol: *28/7
Cholesterol: A guy at Walgreens told me there's actually 28 hours in a day.
Drunk Snake: wOw you are more gullible than I thought
Drunk Snake: you should have told him you aren't supposed to be high at work
Cholesterol: He wasn't high! He was just smoking this thing called, "Angel Lettuce" Apparently, it's a super organic herb that is good for your health!
Drunk Snake: yep he was definitely stoned
Cholesterol: Don't make fun of him! He's going to lead us to a better world soon! All you have to do is donate $20 and your social security number, and you'll be saved!
Drunk Snake: omg chloe I am too tired to explain to you everything wrong with what you just said so I am just going to send a thumbs up 👍🏻
Cholesterol: Good luck to you when the giant goats come and take over the world, you nonbeliever.
Cholesterol:
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Drunk Snake: sToP
Drunk Snake: fine I believe you
Drunk Snake: oH nO tHe gOaTs aRe cOmInG
Cholesterol: Finally, you've seen the light!
Drunk Snake: wtf are you on I am worried about your mental stability
