Chapter Thirty-One: hOeS bEfOrE fOeS

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"Light of my Life" created a new conversation with You and Not Emma

Light of my Life: Hey guys

Not Emma: Hey

Cholesterol: Hi

Light of my Life: What happened yesterday sucked

Not Emma: No shit

Cholesterol: Is it bad that I'm still angry at them?

Not Emma: Of course not!

Cholesterol: Idk I feel guilty for being mad at them

Light of my Life: They said some shitty things that were seriously uncalled for

Light of my Life: All three of us have a right to be upset

Not Emma: School tomorrow is going to be kind of awkward

Not Emma: Especially Creative Writing

Cholesterol: I vote we just ignore them and walk away

Light of my Life: Why is that your solution for everything

Cholesterol: Because that's what my mom told me to do when I was a kid if I saw my Aunt Stevie at a family reunion

Not Emma: You're kidding, right?

Cholesterol: Nope

Cholesterol: That might've been the root of my social anxiety though

Cholesterol: But we're getting off-topic

Light of my Life: Should we just sit by Ivy to avoid a confrontation?

Not Emma: No! We don't want them to think that we think we did something wrong!

Cholesterol: Wait, what if they try to sit near Ivy as a way of avoiding us?

Light of my Life: Power move: we just don't show up to class

Cholesterol: You are the smartest person that I have ever met

Not Emma: Now you guys are overthinking this

Cholesterol: It's too late for that now, Miranda, I already bought the train tickets! We can be in Mexico by this time tomorrow

Light of my Life: How far away do you think Mexico is

Cholesterol: I didn't say we'd be arriving in Mexico by this time tomorrow, I just said we'd be there

Not Emma: Guys! Focus!

Light of my Life: Sorry, Miranda, you're right

"Light of my Life" named the conversation "FBI"

Not Emma: FBI?

Light of my Life: Funny Bisexual Introverts

Cholesterol: That's cool and everything, but what about this

You renamed the conversation "Hoes Before Foes"

Light of my Life: That works too

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