This story is based off of actual conversations my friends and I have in our group chat.
It all started with a simple crush. Maybe this all would have been avoided if said crush wasn't sitting at the same table as me and all the friends I wanted to...
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Drunk Snake: wait what is it supposed to say
Cholesterol: What?
Drunk Snake: the tuna shaming
Cholesterol: The t is actually a cross
Drunk Snake: so it's una shaming?
Cholesterol: ...
Drunk Snake: OH
Drunk Snake: NEVER MIND
Drunk Snake: I GET IT NOW
Cholesterol: I'm embarrassed to call you my friend
Drunk Snake: hey at least I'm not the one who got emailed by the school for "typing inappropriate content" on my chromebook
Cholesterol: That wasn't fair!
Drunk Snake: whatever you say, chole
Cholesterol: I was typing my book that YOU keep insisting I update! It's not my fault the school deems my FABULOUS book to be "inappropriate"
Drunk Snake: there is a lot of swearing
Drunk Snake: and violence
Drunk Snake: and drugs
Cholesterol: I resent that last accusation
Light of my Life: Yeah! We only do drugs in Spanish class!
Sunshine: what???
Light of my Life: During the IB Spanish Introduction PowerPoint, Mr. T was talking about the subjects we would be covering, and he said we would be doing drugs.
Cholesterol: We all got super excited when he said that.
Light of my Life: But then he followed it up by saying, "We won't do drugs."
Cholesterol: We still had a little hope until he said, "We'll be doing the topic of drugs"
Light of my Life: It was extremely anticlimactic
Drunk Snake: sue him
Cholesterol: To be fair, we kinda act like idiots in his class daily
Sunshine: i wish i was in you guys' class
Light of my Life: Trust me, you really don't
Cholesterol: Yeah, yesterday we had to answer a forty question thing about ourselves IN SPANISH
Light of my Life: You actually did it? lol
Cholesterol: Of course I did. For the question about our "preferred name" I wrote Cholesterol
Drunk Snake: you didn't
Cholesterol: I did
Light of my Life: I have never been so proud
Sunshine: is youre spanish class that bad???
Cholesterol: Yep
Light of my Life: Today we talked about gateway drugs!
Ingrid: ...What
Cholesterol: We have a Spanish vocabulary test tomorrow, and, earlier in the week, Mr. T said most of the tests would be matching or multiple choice
Light of my Life: We asked him what the format of this test would be, and he said it was fill in the blank WITHOUT A WORD BANK
Cholesterol: So, naturally, we complained
Light of my Life: He told us that we "needed to start out with a hard test"
Cholesterol: So then I compared Spanish tests to drugs!
Drunk Snake: how?
Cholesterol: I simply told Mr. T that, when you do drugs, you have to start out small
Light of my Life: Like with a cigarette or something
Cholesterol: You can't just do crack right of the bat, you gotta start with a gateway drug, and work your way up
Ingrid: You guys know a lot about drugs
Cholesterol: THAT'S WHAT MR. T SAID!
Light of my Life: Honestly, this is common household knowledge
Cholesterol: Somehow, our brilliant logic didn't convince Mr. T
Drunk Snake: i wOnDeR wHy
Light of my Life: ikr
Sunshine: yall are going to get sent to the office
Cholesterol: You're acting like that hasn't happened before
Sorry to leave y'all on a cliffhanger, I just don't have time to type the whole "I got sent to the office story" right now, and I felt like this chapter was kind of all over the place. I will update as soon as I finish studying for my Spanish test. I hope y'all enjoyed this chapter, and please comment and vote!
