Cholesterol: I have a hypothetical question
Drunk Snake: okay...
Cholesterol: Let's say I have this friend named Bob
Drunk Snake: chole I know all of your friends and you don't have one named bob
Cholesterol: hYpOtHeTiCaL QuEsTiOn
Cholesterol: As I was saying, let's say Bob accidentally lit a paper towel on fire
Drunk Snake: what was bob doing when he lit a paper towel on fire???
Cholesterol: Cooking a quesadilla
Cholesterol: Now back to the question
Cholesterol: Bob lit a paper towel on fire and now he's kinda in a pickle because the smoke alarms are going off
Drunk Snake: he can just turn them off???
Cholesterol: Let's say, for the sake of the argument, that he can't
Drunk Snake: what argument???
Cholesterol: Now, Bob's act of setting off the smoke alarms has caused the fire department to be alerted, and units to be dispatched
Cholesterol: Bob has about five minutes to get out of the building before authorities arrive
Drunk Snake: why is bob running from the cops???
Cholesterol: Because he was trying to break into a bank vault
Drunk Snake: while cooking a quesadilla???
Cholesterol: ANYWAY
Cholesterol: Bob needs to escape the school in under five minutes, but he's locked in
Drunk Snake: I thought bob was at a bank???
Cholesterol: And his buddy Edward was also murdered in the high school, and he doesn't want the police to find him with the body
Drunk Snake: was he killed by the quesadilla???
Cholesterol: Forget about the quesadilla for a minute
Cholesterol: How should Bob escape?
Drunk Snake: a window?
Cholesterol: Locked.
Drunk Snake: he should go up to the roof and jump off
Cholesterol: You gave me an idea! Thanks, Ave!
Drunk Snake: np
Drunk Snake: what was that about though???
Drunk Snake: chole?
Drunk Snake: CHOLE
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Sorry if this chapter seems kinda boring. I wasn't really planning on writing today, but I felt bad about not publishing recently. Anyway, what do you guys think about the new cover? Should I keep it or go back to the old one?
-Chole
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