This story is based off of actual conversations my friends and I have in our group chat.
It all started with a simple crush. Maybe this all would have been avoided if said crush wasn't sitting at the same table as me and all the friends I wanted to...
Cholesterol: You guys know how I like to correct idiots on YouTube when they don't follow simple mathematical rules, right?
Drunk Snake: naturally
Cholesterol: So there was this one YouTube video "9 Math Riddles That Will Stump Even Your Smartest Friends" Of course, I took offense to that title.
Drunk Snake: of course
Cholesterol: So I watched the video to prove to myself that I was smart, because I have major self-esteem issues
Drunk Snake: perfectly normal
Cholesterol: One of the questions was beyond stupid and completely wrong, so, naturally, I left a comment in the comment section about how awful it was.
Light of my Life: What did you say
Cholesterol: I guess I was a tiny bit salty
Drunk Snake: chole what did you do
Cholesterol: I swear I didn't mean to start a fight in the comment section
Sunshine: CHOLE MARTIN!
Cholesterol: Fine!
Cholesterol:
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Sunshine: chole
Cholesterol: I didn't mean for all of those people to reply! I was just trying to vent my frustration!
Drunk Snake: that is one of the saltiest things I have ever seen you write. I'm so proud
Cholesterol: Thanks, Ave
Light of my Life: I'll fight all of those people who disagree with you, Chole
Cholesterol: Thanks, Light of my Life
Ingrid: If it makes you fell better, your answer seems right after watching the video.
Cholesterol: Thanks, Ingrid
Sunshine: so we're just going to ignore the fact that chole was salty af and made fun of an entire YouTube channel?
Cholesterol: Yes
Ingrid: Yep
Drunk Snake: seems legit
Light of my Life: Chole is an angel, what are you talking about?
Cholesterol: I'm sending this to my math friends to make sure I'm not being an asshole for no reason
Sunshine: lAnGuAgE
Cholesterol: 😑
Drunk Snake: mood
Cholesterol: Well I'm going to go gather my mathlete army and declare war on this YouTube video. Peace out.
Sorry for the boring chapter. I just couldn't really decide on what to write for this chapter, and I got a notification about the YouTube comment, and decide to just make the whole thing into a chapter xD. I hope you somewhat enjoyed it, and please comment and vote!
