Cholesterol: I have never been offended by anything more than I am right now
Light of my Life: What are you talking about?
Cholesterol: Microwaved quesadillas.
Light of what: What?
Cholesterol: My cousins came to visit, and, for lunch one day, they made microwaved quesadillas.
Light of my Life: That is unnatural.
Cholesterol: Then my mom was like, "that's such a cute idea!" and made me eat one
Cholesterol: I feel tainted
Light of my Life: I'm so sorry you had to go through that
Drunk Snake: wym they aren't that bad
Cholesterol: ...
Light of my Life: ...
Cholesterol: Get out
Drunk Snake: oml you're being dramatic
Cholesterol: Leave and never return
Drunk Snake: it's just cheese and a tortilla
Cholesterol: They are freaks of nature!
Cholesterol: Quesadillas were never intended to be made in the microwave
Cholesterol: That is a fact of life
Light of my Life: ^^
Drunk Snake: you two are impossible
Not Emma: I have to agree with Avery on this one
Light of my Life: This debate is going to tear our friendship apart
Cholesterol: Okay, so we have two for and two against, anyone else have an opinion?
School Nerd: I think quesadillas aren't usually made in the microwave
Cholesterol: WE HAVE SARAYU ON OUR SIDE!
Cholesterol: THAT MEANS WE AUTOMATICALLY WIN!
Drunk Snake: how does that make sense???
Light of my Life: It's Sarayu
Drunk Snake: true
Drunk Snake: hey chole
Cholesterol: What?
Drunk Snake:
You left the conversation
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Comment with your opinion on microwaved quesadillas.
-Chole
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