Cholesterol: I have seen the face of The Devil
Light of my Life: What the fuck, Chloe
Cholesterol: Satan is real and he is in The Sims 4
Light of my Life: What are you talking about?!
Cholesterol: I'm cursed with knowledge
Light of my Life: Chloe I swear to God
Cholesterol:
Light of my Life: OH MY GOD CHLOE WHAT THE FUCK
Light of my Life: WHY DID YOU MAKE THAT?!
Cholesterol: I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE
Light of my Life: OH MY GOD
Light of my Life: YOU ARE A PSYCHOPATH
Cholesterol: BLAME THE FAULTY CUSTOM CONTENT NOT ME
Light of my Life: YOU ARE GOING TO BECOME A SERIAL KILLER
Cholesterol: YOU GOOGLE THE COST OF A HUMAN HEART ON THE BLACK MARKET ONE TIME AND YOU GET LABELED FOR LIFE!
Light of my Life: THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!
Light of my Life: I AM CALLING THE POLICE
Cholesterol: IT WAS RESEARCH FOR MY BOOK AND YOU KNOW IT!
Light of my Life: I'M NOT AFRAID TO CALL THE POLICE!
Light of my Life: I'VE DONE IT BEFORE!
Cholesterol: Wait really
Light of my Life: Yeah, I saw this poor dog being starved and kept in this creepy wire cage in our neighbor's backyard so I called the police
Cholesterol: When did that happen???
Light of my Life: Like last week
Cholesterol: And I'm just now hearing about this???
Light of my Life: Sorry lol
Light of my Life: Wait, what were we talking about before?
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The Group Chat
Teen FictionThis story is based off of actual conversations my friends and I have in our group chat. It all started with a simple crush. Maybe this all would have been avoided if said crush wasn't sitting at the same table as me and all the friends I wanted to...
