I am so sorry that this chapter is so incredibly late. I have been super busy with my summer homework, and writer's block has been an absolute bitch. Again, I am super sorry and I hope y'all enjoy this super late chapter.
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Sunday 7:32 AM
Cholesterol: We lost James
Light of my Life: rip in peace James
Drunk Snake: #ripinpeacejames2019
Not Emma: He had a good life
Cholesterol: If not a long one
School Nerd: JAMES IS LITERALLY MISSING AND YOU GUYS ARE JOKING AROUND?!
Fight Me B!tch: Gone, but never forgotten
Cholesterol: I mean, he didn't have much left to live for after his backpack was stolen last night
School Nerd: A PERSON IS MISSING AND YOU GUYS ARE JOKING AROUND
Light of my Life: It's how we deal with crippling depression
Cholesterol: Wow, that is the mood of the last like five years
School Nerd: Karma's going to come back to haunt you if you guys don't quit it
Light of my Life: That's what I'm counting on
Light of my Life: I want a truck to run me over before I have to take Spanish 4
Cholesterol: Are you okay?
Light of my Life: Eh
School Nerd: We'll come back to that later, but, for now, JAMES IS MISSING
Drunk Snake: Not to be insensitive or anything, but who's James?
Cholesterol: He's on the math team
Drunk Snake: ah
Light of my Life: How'd you guys lose him?
Cholesterol: Idk
Cholesterol: Last time Sarayu and I saw him was last night right before we all went to bed
School Nerd: The guys he was rooming with said they haven't seen him in about an hour
Drunk Snake: maybe he got bored and decided to become a stripper
Cholesterol: That's what I would have done in his position
Light of my Life: Makes sense to me
School Nerd: I tell Mr. N that he should look for James at the nearest strip club then 😑
Drunk Snake: excellent
School Nerd: You all are impossible
Cholesterol: Did you really like James all that much anyway?
School Nerd: CHLOE
Sunday 11:27 AM
Light of my Life: Did you guys ever find James?
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