This story is based off of actual conversations my friends and I have in our group chat.
It all started with a simple crush. Maybe this all would have been avoided if said crush wasn't sitting at the same table as me and all the friends I wanted to...
Cholesterol: Second of all, my book is stuck behind my bookshelf
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To Be Determined: You need rope
To Be Determined: Or a broom
Cholesterol: I already tried using the curtain rod, but it didn't work!
The Single Celsius: Um, why did you just happen to have a curtain rod handy?
Cholesterol: That's not important
Cholesterol: Let me break down the situation for you guys
Cholesterol: The white thing in the picture is my bookshelf, and I can't move said bookshelf any further out to get the book because the angle it's at rn in regards to the wall
To Be Determined: That sounds pretty rough for you
Cholesterol: But wait, I have a plan
Cholesterol: If I balance my stomach on the bookshelf, put my head and arms towards the floor, and kick my feet off from the bed, I'll be able to reach the book, right?
The Single Celsius: Your plan is to launch yourself towards the book?
Cholesterol: I'll get the book, won't I?
To Be Determined: Or you'll severely injure yourself
Cholesterol: I drew a diagram of my plan to prove its brilliance
Cholesterol:
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To Be Determined: I don't think your arms are long enough to reach the floor
Cholesterol: That's why I'm kicking my feet off from the bed to launch myself towards the floor and grab the book
To Be Determined: I'm worried
Cholesterol: Don't worry, this plan will work perfectly
To Be Determined: Whatever you say, Chloe
Cholesterol: I'm going to do it, I'll report back in a minute
To Be Determined: Good luck, solider
Cholesterol: So...
Cholesterol: I'm stuck
To Be Determined: What?
Cholesterol: I miscalculated how much force I needed to kick off from the bed, and accidentally fell behind the bookcase
The Single Celsius: You didn't, did you?
Cholesterol:
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The Single Celsius: Oh my God xD
To Be Determined: Call for help!
Cholesterol: I refuse to be found like this
The Single Celsius: You're not hurt, right?
Cholesterol: I mean, not really, why?
The Single Celsius: Because, if you were actually hurt, I would feel bad about laughing so hard
Cholesterol: I hate you
Cholesterol: Why didn't you stop me from doing this, Laura???
To Be Determined: I would like to mention that I warned you
Cholesterol: That is true
The Single Celsius: I put my phone down for one minute and you went and launched yourself at a bookshelf
Cholesterol: I can't believe I started Thanksgiving Break by fucking launching myself at a bookshelf. That's pretty metal
The Single Celsius: Language
To Be Determined: Language
Cholesterol: I almost died! Let me cuss!
The Single Celsius: Make an effort, Chloe, not an excuse
Cholesterol: Launching myself at the bookcase was the effort!
The Single Celsius: And how did that work out for you?
Cholesterol: You know what, I don't need this negativity in my life
Cholesterol: I'm perfectly content to stay here and read this book until I die
To Be Determined: I hope that book was worth all of this
Cholesterol: I actually hate this book
Cholesterol: ...
The Single Celsius: ...
To Be Determined: rip
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I would love to tell you guys that this was just an elaborate story I made up to make everyone laugh, but no, I really am the idiot who launched themselves at a bookshelf. Why am I like this?
