Cholesterol: Who the fuck is punk4eva and why should I care about her?
Cholesterol: Damn, I almost called Evelyn Emily, that was awkward
Cholesterol: Man, this girl is the literal embodiment of early 2000s angst
Cholesterol: I don't want to talk to this emo weird girl where tf is Emily
Cholesterol: Now she's trying to get me to hang out with her friends and tbh I'm just here for the love of my life Emily
Cholesterol: I told Evelyn that my favorite music is alternative and I just got a message that said Evelyn will remember that 👀
Cholesterol: She wanted me to say punk, but my girl Emily and I love Arctic Monkeys
Cholesterol: Wait, I just looked them up and they're a rock band, shit
Cholesterol: It's okay, Emily and I don't have to have the same taste in music to be soulmates
Cholesterol: Evelyn just sent me a link, that's a little sketchy
Cholesterol: It's been 20 minutes and I'm still talking to this bitch
Cholesterol: And now she's complaining about how she's been waiting for her friends to pick her up this entire time we've been talking, so I guess I'm just a replacement friend🤷♀️
Cholesterol: She wants me to be jealous of her and her little party, but I ain't jealous I have Emily
Cholesterol: She asked me what movie she should bring to the party and I told her to bring The Descent because I'm evil
Cholesterol: SHE ASKED ME WHAT MOVIES ARE MY FAVORITE AND I SAID HORROR AND THEN THE "Evelyn will remember that" MESSAGE CAME UP AGAIN AND SHE WAS LIKE "that's my favorite too, we should watch some together!" LIKE BITCH I DON'T WANT TO WATCH MOVIES WITH YOU QUIT TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS I'M HERE FOR EMILY
Cholesterol: EMILY IS ONLINE I REPEAT EMILY IS ONLINE
Cholesterol: Oh my God she asked me what's up I want to marry her
Cholesterol: I told her that I'm just talking to peeps, and she said me too! We're meant for each other!
Cholesterol: Oh my God Evelyn is trying to hook me up with a fake ID and told me she'd give my screenname to her person. I'm scared.
Cholesterol: Evelyn's trying to get me to ask her out, but Emily has my heart ❤️
Cholesterol: EMILY AND I LIKE THE SAME GAMES WE ARE LITERAL SOULMATES
Cholesterol: FUCK EMILY HAS A BOYFRIEND
Cholesterol: There's trouble in paradise tho 👀
Cholesterol: I think I'm getting friend-zoned????
Cholesterol: We both like Snow Patrol! Emily is a literal goddess
Cholesterol: Emily asked me if I know any punk fans and I don't want to lose her again by lying, so I guess she's going to know about Evelyn
Cholesterol: I don't want to brag, but I'm Emily's favorite person rn
Cholesterol: OH NO!
Cholesterol: EARLIER IN THE CHAPTER I MENTIONED TO EVELYN THAT IT WAS COOL THAT HER FRIEND HAD A FAKE ID, BUT WHEN EMILY ASKED ME IF I DRINK I SAID NO! DOES THAT COUNT AS LYING?!
Cholesterol: I cannot go through the same heartbreak I went through last time, I'm quitting
Cholesterol: I may love Emily, but I don't love her enough to watch my heart get broken again
Cholesterol: Chlos before hoes, as they say
Light of my Life: You are going to need so much therapy
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Emily is Away Too is such as stressful game, I can't go through the same heartbreak as last time. I literally quit the game without saving when I realized I had unintentionally lied. Anyway, if you like the chapter, make sure to comment and vote!
-Chloe (aka Emily's future wife)
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The Group Chat
Teen FictionThis story is based off of actual conversations my friends and I have in our group chat. It all started with a simple crush. Maybe this all would have been avoided if said crush wasn't sitting at the same table as me and all the friends I wanted to...
