Saturday 8:23 am
Cholesterol: Good news is we didn't see the old lady in the lobby this morning
Cholesterol: Bad news is the hotel's breakfast thing had waffles and I was super excited, cause, you know, waffles. Anyway, I get a waffle and take a bite out of it only to find it ICE COLD
Cholesterol: I FEEL BETRAYED
Cholesterol: It just occurred to me that you might still be asleep since it's 8:30 am on a Saturday
Cholesterol: I'll stop bugging you now
Saturday 9:53 am
Light of my Life: Did you ever get your waffle?
Cholesterol: nO
Cholesterol: I had to eat eggs and cry
Light of my Life: Sad
Light of my Life: What are you guys doing today?
Cholesterol: Well, seeing as we all weren't blown away by the tornado yesterday, the math team is competing while Sarayu, Meso, and I are going to be left alone in that room for twelve hours again
Light of my Life: Even though you're kind of exaggerating, please don't stay in that room for hours again
Light of my Life: Leave their stuff and go explore the campus or something
Cholesterol: I'll see if I can convince Sarayu to go an adventure with me
School Nerd: You know I'm getting these texts, right?
School Nerd: And I would love to go on an adventure with you
Light of my Life: Why do you only respond like 2% of the time?
School Nerd: Because I never feel like you're talking to me and I don't want to be rude
Cholesterol: You wouldn't be being rude!
Light of my Life: Besides, that hasn't stopped anyone else before
School Nerd: Okay! I'll respond more often now
Saturday 4:27 pm
Cholesterol: I'm dying
Cholesterol: I can see the light at the end of the tunnel
Cholesterol: It looks a lot like Chris Evans
Cholesterol: Tell my dog I love her
Cholesterol: Please turn in my English essay for me
Cholesterol: I did it so I want it to be graded
Light of my Life: We both know Mrs. B doesn't grade our essays
Light of my Life: And why are you dying?
Cholesterol: I didn't get lunch
Cholesterol: My stomach has resorted to eating itself
Light of my Life: Gross
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The Group Chat
Teen FictionThis story is based off of actual conversations my friends and I have in our group chat. It all started with a simple crush. Maybe this all would have been avoided if said crush wasn't sitting at the same table as me and all the friends I wanted to...
