8:24 PM
Cholesterol: How tf do you seduce someone?
9:35 PM
Cholesterol: WHY THE FUCK DID I NOT KISS HER?!? I WENT TO THAT PARTY FOR. HER.
10:45 PM
Cholesterol: My heart is broken
Cholesterol: She was my world
Cholesterol: My everything
Cholesterol: Since senior year
Cholesterol: I've stuck by her
Cholesterol: Listened to her problems
Cholesterol: Let her cry on my shoulder
Cholesterol: And she acted like I was the bad guy
Cholesterol: She cut me out of her life when all I wanted to do was be there for her
Cholesterol: I guess only fools fall in love
Cholesterol: I gave her my heart
Cholesterol: And she gave me a knuckle sandwich
Drunk Snake: wtf are you talking about
Cholesterol: After everything we've been through, Emily tossed me to the side like an iPhone 5c
Fight Me B!tch: You know that you're kind of in a relationship... right?
Cholesterol: Emily was the only one for me
Cholesterol: And now she's gone
Cholesterol: She ran back to Brad
Cholesterol: Even after he treated her so cruelly
Cholesterol: She deserves better than him
Cholesterol: She deserves better than me
Drunk Snake: I'm actually concerned wtf are you talking about chole
Light of my Life: Wait, are you talking about that stupid Emily is Away game?
Cholesterol: I should've treated her better
Cholesterol: and now she's gone
Light of my Life: You do know that Emily is Away has no happy ending right?
Cholesterol: ...
Cholesterol: WHAT THE HELL?!
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The Group Chat
Teen FictionThis story is based off of actual conversations my friends and I have in our group chat. It all started with a simple crush. Maybe this all would have been avoided if said crush wasn't sitting at the same table as me and all the friends I wanted to...