"Oh yeah."
"Oh Niall."
"Damn."
"Calum what the hell are you doing?" Charlie demanded from where she, Luke and I were sitting on the floor playing Russian roulette with a Nerf Gun, her forehead red from where she had blasted herself just moments before.
"This video is hilarious!" Calum laughed, "I knew Niall was a Kinky little shit, he totally has a Napoleon complex."
"The guy from Night at the museum?" Luke questioned.
"Yeah," Calum replied.
"Oh." Luke said, ".....I don't get it."
"It means he's a tiny guy so he likes control." Charlie replied, "Now can we change the subject, the mental picture in my head is making me nauseous."
"Are you picturing Niall naked?" Calum taunted.
"I am." Luke said.
"That's so gross." Charlie gagged, taking a sip of my orange juice, only to gag more and spit it back in the glass.
"Um, you can keep that." I said slowly.
"Sorry," she apologized, blushing furiously, "I didn't think there would be pulp in it."
"I didn't think sharing my drink involved you spitting back in the glass but you learn something new every day." I replied, a little ticked off.
"Sorry," she said again, "Pulp just makes me think there's boogers in my juice and I hate boogers."
"Really?" Luke asked.
"Yeah," she replied, shivering, "And bathtub floors, you never know who's feet or ass has been where your bare ass is sitting, same with toilet seats, and loud chewing, I hate loud chewing, and people that blow their nose at the table, and people that pick their teeth, and when people scrape their fork on the plate, and slurping, and chewing ice, and people that swallow loud and......"
"Is there anything you do like?" I demanded.
"I like Luke." She replied, crawling over to him and sitting between his legs, smiling as he gently kissed the top of her head.
"Damn." Calum grumbled.
"What's wrong?" Luke asked.
"You guys are so cute it makes me sick." Calum spat.
"Aww don't worry Calpal you'll find someone one day." Charlie reassured him, rising rose her feet and sitting next to him, her small arms barely wrapping around his muscular shoulders.
"Yeah," Luke agreed, "Someday you'll find a nice Chinese woman to..."
"I'm not Asian!"
"Okay then, a nice African woman who can cornrow your kids hair...."
"Damn it Luke." Calum grumbled, "You're an ass hole."
"You love me," Luke replied, crossing over to Calum and sitting on his lap, "Don't you?"
"Get your abnormally large ass off me."
"Say you love me."
"I love your girlfriend not you."
"She's not my girlfriend."
"Then what are you, friends that kiss?"
"Charlie and Luke looked at each other then turned back to Calum and shrugged.
"Yeah," Luke replied, "Got a problem with that."
"No, not at all," Calum replied, "Because if you're not dating you won't mind if I do this."
