The Smallest and Most Important Realm There Is

Chapter One

Professor: Hey, so here is my Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker and Doctor Who Crossover! This story is also posted under my FanFiction.Net account under the same name if  you wanted to read it there. Hopefully I have caught all of the grammar and spelling, but I apologize if I have missed anything. Anyway, hope you like it, please review, and remember, I don't own anything!

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"Wait, what is a Hylian?" Amy asked, leaning on the console as her bow-tie-clad Doctor flipped switches and ran around.

"Urm....how to explain an elf that's not an elf to a human...." The Doctor muttered to himself even though he knew full well that Amy could still hear him, "Basically they are like an oxymoron. Like 'Jumbo Shrimp'. Shrimp are tiny and can't possibly be Jumbo and so it contradicts itself. Hylians are just like elves except they age, the majority aren't that magical, have slightly primitive knowledge when it comes to things like healing as they mostly rely on things like fairies and what are called 'hearts', very few like to travel, and they can have horrible attitudes. So really they aren't like elves at all. Except for the pointed ears. And the slightly magical history. And living in a strange world. So they really are like elves."

"But they're not elves..."

"Exactly."

'W-What?' Amy thought but shrugged it off as she usually did when the Doctor did something that she didn't understand. She had only been traveling for a week, maybe she would get used to his strange behavior.

"Wait, I thought magic didn't exist." She followed him as he walked around the console.

"Silly Amy. Magic is simply science that doesn't have an explanation yet. I thought you knew that."

"Sorry," she muttered, "Only human, can't know everything."

"You're right, but I can."

She rolled her eyes at him, "So what planet do they live on?"

He stopped in front of her and looked at her as if she was an idiot "Amy! They don't live on a planet! They live in a realm!"

"A...realm?"

"Yes, a pocket of space capable of supporting life but without having a planet. They have an atmosphere and oxygen and everything like a planet except without the planet part. It is just like a floating chunk of earth in space."

"Cool, how are they made?" She followed him again as he flipped more switches on the console.

He paused a moment before continuing around the console, causing Amy to bump into him but ignored that, "They are just there...it's hard to explain and....well....it's just spacy-wacy stuff!"

He threw his hands up in the air and stormed away from her.

She laughed and the TARDIS shook, "So, we've landed then?"

He looked at her as if she had grown a second head, "LANDED? You want us to go visit a realm? Realms are unstable! It could collapse! It's against the rules to visit them!"

Her eyebrows came together in confusion, "Then why did you bring them up?"

He smiled, "Cause I never follow the rules."

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The seemingly deserted castle was under water but the Doctor didn't notice that as the TARDIS materialized there. What he noticed was a red boat with a head that wasn't doing anything.

Amy stepped out shortly after him and looked around, her being the one to notice they were underwater.

"Um...Doctor...are realms usually underwater?"