South Park - Framed

Battle Plans and Ass Roses

Hanna's POV:
"Break it up!" Yelled the guards. "Back to your blocks!"

We lined up like children and went back to our blocks. As soon as we got back I sat down at a table, and Fields and Pails joined me.

"Ima go file that roommate request, aight?" Said Pails and got up.

"So this is your table now" said Fields.

"Fuck yea" I said. Kenny walked over. "What does McPerv want?" I asked. Fields laughed.
"McPerv? Nice one" she said.

"Cmon Kramer cut me some slack thought we were friends" said Kenny.

"Ok fine McCormick have a seat" I said. Kyle and Cartman and Stan then joined us.

"Battle plan?" Asked Fields.

"Well let's see, we have Cartman who's our speaker since he clearly told off McCullough, we've got Fields who can sneak anything in, Pails knows the place, Kyle-" I started but then got cut off

"KYAHLS A FILTHY JEW" said Cartman. I rolled my eyes as Fields laughed.

"Poor Kyle getting called either filthy Jew or mom" I said. "Well that stops here. Kyle can be the brains since he's smart. Kenny can be our distraction since he clearly likes to flirt with any girl, and Stan I'm honestly not sure" I said.

"Stan can stand guard" said Fields.

"That's actually a good idea" said Stan.

"we just need to somehow win Torr over to be our assassin" I said. "By the wayvwhile were at it what are you in for?" I asked. "Ok Cartman kenny Stan and Kyle we all know why were here but let's let the others talk"

"I'm here for stealing from a candy store" said Fields.

"I ripped out some lady's weave" said Pails. "How about your little crew?"

"Actually we were framed for stealing from a Whole Foods but we never did it. I bet it was Cardinal" I said.

"Oh well ok" said Pails. "Cardinal's goin down for sure"

"Pails! Fields! Room change!" Said a guard as the two left upstairs into the bunk area and swapped places. Now Fields was with Stan while Pails moved with Warner.

I was later told that Remy Warner was on the more shy side so she didn't talk much. Wonder what she could be in for?

"Oh Warner over there" started Fields. "She's silent but deadly and I don't mean it like the fart, she's in for robbing a jewelry store"

"What about Torr? What's she here for?" I asked Fields.

"Oh her... she's a special case. She's in for attempted murder" said Fields. "Yea dont piss her off"

"Gotcha" I said. Pails came back to our table. "Hey Pails, can you go talk to Torr? We could really use an assassin on our side. And MB could be part of the distraction aimed towards the guards"

"Sure thing Kramer" she said and saluted me and went over to where Torr and MB were sitting.

I got a piece of paper and some markers, and said "Ok bitches time to make a game plan"

Kyle's POV:
"Dude Stan can we talk? Alone preferably?" I asked him. Out of my group Stan was always my closest friend so I could tell him anything.

"Sure Kyle what's up?" He said.

"What do I do about Hanna?" I asked. "I like her but I can't just go out and say it! What if she doesn't like me back?! I'll embarrass myself in here and worst of all I'll be the 'crumbled cookie'"

"Kyle calm down you'll be fine. Just let her know how you feel, maybe in private if you don't want an audience. After all you're her bunkmate" said Stan. "I think Fields has her eye on me but Wendy.."

"Man fuck Wendy she sucks ass" I said. "Sorry dude hate to break it to you but none of us ever liked her. I'd take Fields over testaburger any day"

"Harsh" said Stan. "But seriously bro just tell her how you feel. This is juvy you've got nothing to lose. Your potential girlfriend is about to start a war! Winning her over could make you head bitch too"

"Stan I don't just like her because she's top dog I actually fell for her hard. Every time she hugs me or has her arm around me I turn as red as my hair!" I said.

"Well if she hugs you a lot that could be a sign" said Stan. "and I know we're in juvy and there's not much you can get, but try to get her some sort of a gift. That way she'll most likely say yes and it would be cute"

"Thanks Stan I can always count on you" I said and hugged him. Who could find me a good gift? Hmm

I walked over to Fields.
"Hey Fields can you do me a favor?"

"Wassup ginger?" She said. Ugh a Cartman joke here we go. I ignored that because I needed her help right now.

"Not much. What is something I could get for a girl I like?" I asked.

Fields turned to me and said,
"Well not sure what you're aiming for here. I can't exactly smuggle a rose up my ass"