And isn't this exactly where you like me
I'm exactly where you like me you know
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety
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"Alright, detectives. It's been 3 months and no leads. You are my two best detectives! I'm sorry, but im going to have to assign this case to someone else." Those damn eyebrows made him talk again.
"No, no, nopety nope! That is not about to happen!" Eren exclaimed, standing up and leaning on the table.
"Eren, calm the fu-"
"Levi, I don't want to hear it from you. Look, chief, our killer is smart. And we have had to interview every person we can possible find with no help from you. So if anyone should be taken off this case," Eren pointed his finger towards Erwin. "It should be you."
"I'm the chief, I'm not even on the case." Erwin argued back, starting to get annoyed.
"And that's the problem! You were never on this case, so you can never be on this case." Eren countered, trying to get to those damn masterminding eyebrows.
"Jaeger, none of this makes sense." Erwin sighed, leaning his head on his hand.
"And that, darling, is why this makes sense." Eren said, talking mainly to Levi. "Our killer is a tricky man, and those eyebrows are keeping you from letting us catch him. Now, Erwin Smith (I'm talking to all three of you), your gonna keep us on this case. I'm mainly talking to those deceptive boys on your face." Eren said, standing up straight. His arms crossed over his chest, eyebrows raised, proving his point.
"For the hundreth time, Jaeger-"
"Actually, its the 258 time." Eren corrected, smirking devilishly.
"Jaeger, my eyebrows have nothing to do with how I think. And fine, with the scene you just caused, I'd hate to see what you would do if I actually cut the both of you. You can stay on the case." Erwin waved the boys off, sighing as he went back to his paperwork.
"Those eyebrows, man, I swear they are the murderer." Eren mumbled, fist-bumping Levi as they walked out of Smith's office in sync.
"Eren, babe, great work back there. But we still aren't any closer to the killer than we were before." Levi stopped walking, crossing his arms and leaning more on his left leg.
"And that, my sweet Levi, is where you are wrong. I snatched this-" Eren pulled up a manilla envelope from behind his back. "From those eyebrows. It's a case file-uh folder." He then grabbed Levi's wrist and dragged him into their office.
Upon opening the envelope (a.k.a dumping the contents out on the table), the two men discover a huge connection. One with Kenny written all over it (figuratively and literally).
"Now that is how detective work is done, babe." Eren smirked, pushing up a certain file towards his lover.
"Read this one." And so Levi did, who was astonished by the end. It was security dialogue of when Kenny was at that bank months ago. His last huge heist.
It said something along the lines of "I'm 'tha killah. I'm 'tha one who shot that couple. Twas all me, and imma kill all of you if you don't get outta my way."
Kenny always had that southern twang. It was his mark, his shtick. It was what made Kenny Ackerman Kenny the Ripper.
"Isn't it odd that our killer goes by The Hunter, and Kenny goes by Kenny the Ripper? It's certainly odd to pretend to be two different people." Levi mumbled, looking over the file again. Eren quickly grabbed his fiancés hand, making the other look up suddenly.
"Unless they are two separate people. This is proof that we have two men to find."
"Then that means, for the first time in his life, Kenny isn't working alone." Levi butted in, looking at the wall behind Eren with intensity.
"So basically we have two Kenny's to find."
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Detection */\Ereri/Riren/\*
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