Moon's Diary: Thug Life

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I woke up inside an Ariados' web cocoon, with only my head sticking out. I was in a room with paint splattered all over the walls and floors, someone had a very bad sense of decoration.

I was alone, except for the Ariados. I tried to bribe it into letting me go by offering some berries, but man it was stubborn.
Soon, I heard footsteps approaching and a man in his 27's or so entered.

"Yo" he said, "Sorry for leaving you hanging" he chuckled.
"Yeah, very funny, um, would you be a dear and explain to me why am I here?" I asked smugly.
He sat in a big chair he had in the room and began eating a sandwich.

He swallowed it, stood up and crossed his arms.
"The hated boss who beats you down, and beats you down, and never lets up... Yeah. Big bad Guzma is--" He began blabbing so I interrupted.
"Dude, sounds like you are saying something that was written for an script of some sort", "I bet it took you a while to came up with such originality", "And what's up with your hair, are you a grampa or something?" I teased.

"Aah, don't you ever shut up little girl!?" Guzma was clearly annoyed by my non-stop banter (success!).
"Listen, I had Plumeria bring you here because something I saw on TV, apparently your mother is a famous pastry chef" he began explaining.

"In an interview she mentioned that her daughter had some powers the legendary Pokémon Lunala gave her, so I figured you could help me with my plans" he said.
Great, so my mother told my secret on live television, sometimes I wished she didn't liked to brag about me.
"Thanks a lot, Mom!!" I exclaimed frustrated.

"The thing is, I happen to have in my possession a Devolution Spray, something I stole from those stuck-ups of the Aether Foundation" Guzma continued.
"I found Lunala one night, sleeping peacefully near a lake. I was not going to be able to take on Lunala like that, so I sneaked close and sprayed it on the Pokémon." "To my surprise the thing worked and Lunala became nothing but a puff of nebula".

I couldn't believe this guy, he was awful, just like his smell.
"Problem is, I couldn't control the little fella as I planned and it teleported away, so I sent my guys to get it, imagine my surprise when Plumeria found the girl with the legend's powers."

"So it hit me, you would help me control Cosmog, so once it evolves back to Lunala, I will use it to strike fear into the world and show everyone just how seriously scary Team Skull really is!" Guzma laughed wickedly.

"You are bad in the head if you think I'm going to help you do such a thing" I replied with a serious tone.
"Well, you have no option, if you don't do it, you will live the rest of your life hanging in that cocoon mwahaha!".

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