In love with my assassin

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Karkat's Pov.

I waved goodbye as I saw him jump down. I grabbed the paper and put the numbers into my phone. I then typed in: 'HEY.... IT'S THE GUY YOU TRIED TO KILL EARLIER... WELL THE ONE YOU DIDN'T LET DIE! YEAH... SORRY IF MY QUIRK BOTHERS YOU ~ KK' I then put my phone back into my pocket right as I get a notification. I pick up my phone and read the text.

'yeah hey its cool doesnt bother me really' (The author slowly dies at Dave's typing ways) I'm assuming he doesn't know how to use apostrophes or capitalization. I shrug it off as I decide it was a good idea for me to go home as well. I walk down the stairs because if I did what he had done I would be dead. I could just imagine it in the news 'A fat boy found dead for jumping off a building, what a nerd.' I chuckle to myself as I walk down the last flight of stairs. I soon trip and stumble down a few stairs until I was able to jump down the rest with balance.

After walking a bit I soon arrive home. "Hell9 Karkat." My older brother greets me. "I h9pe it d9esn't trigger y9u that Cr9nus is 9ver, d9es it?" He asks with concern but yet still having a normal tone. I shook my head no as he nodded and went back to the living room, which I'm assuming Cronus was in. I carried my fat little body to my room as I plopped down on my bed and looked at my lit up clock. "Only 7:23" I mumbled as I decided it would be best to get some sleep.

I looked up at him with sad eyes. "Don't leave me! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!" I yelled at him. "Look, I'm sorry okay! Can we just.... Can it not happen this way? ... Not now at least." He got down to my height"

"Why would II date a priick liike you?" He snorted at me ask me poked my nose. I stumbled back a little bit until I caught my balance. Tears slowly drenched my face as I sniffled for a response. I turned my once loose hands into a tight strong fist. I brought my first up and punched straight. I heard at grunt and looked at my now ex lover holding his stomach.

"No one. AND I MEAN NO ONE! CALLS KARKAT VANTAS A PRICK!" I yelled. "Nepeta was right. Yellow bloods are shallow heartless jerks" I walked away with him holding his stomach as I wipe away my tears the threatened to fall off my face and any that dared to drip from my eyes.

"No... No one 2hall ever love a mutant.... Like.... Like you." He coughed out I turned around with a face full of rage.

"What...... Did... You.... Say?" He stood there shocked that I responded. "WHAT DID YOU SAY!" I shouted at him. A crowd formed around us cheering me or Sollux on. I threw the first punch again. He grabbed my wrist before it hit him and broke my elbow. He then punched me multiple times in the gut, again and again.'

"Wake up Karkat." My brother said lightly shaking me. "Time t9 get ready f9r sch99l." I groaned as I got up remembering the dream I had not too long ago. I felt the pain come back as my elbow and gut start to hurt like hell. I stumble my way to the bathroom as I look at my pale grey face. I changed my expression from tired and grumpy to full of anger. Seeing my face wrinkle up in places made me feel sick of just how disgusting skin could be. Fat, skinny, tall, strong, out of all organs I hate the skin the most. (A/n Yes, the skin is a organ) I then looked down at my chubby stomach as I growl at my weight.

"I hate my weight and everything else about me." I mumbled to myself. I quickly got ready and headed out for the bus while my brother comes a bit behind. I step up onto the bus as everyone goes silent, I know there's a lot of people on my stop but why today do they finally shut up? I find my way to my seat, which is in the far back, I felt someone else sit down next to me which is odd because everyone else ignores me. I look over and see my one and only assassin-- I mean Dave.. "Why are you here?" I question him. He looks over at me like I was this wiggler that just asked 'where do I consume food?'

"I got kicked out of my old one," he paused for a second "so now I'm here." He could have said that without pausing, how dumb can he get? I didn't respond to his sentence but instead pulled out my phone and earbuds, deciding to put on music I turned on one of my favorite songs; 21 Guns by Green Day. (A+ band by the way!) After awhile of me head banging to the songs on my playlist we finally arrived at hell-- school. I put away my earbuds in my backpack but put my phone in my back pocket.

"Hello Karkat." My mom / moirail said to me.

"Oh," I turned around to face her, "hey Kanaya." I said in my normal raspy voice.

"Have You Met The New Kid Yet? He Is The Brother Of Rose." I looked at her with a confused face. Who's Rose? I wondered. " My Matesprit, Or As They Call It A Girlfriend Or Boyfriend, Depends On What Gender They Are."

"Sounds boring" I added. I soon told her that I did in fact meet him she smiled and nodded, we both said good-bye as I headed to my locker. I felt someone poke my shoulder as I turned to see who it was I was greeted by a black and purple capricorn shirt, instantly knowing it was Gamzee I instantly looked up to see his clown painted face.

"HeY bEsT fRiEnD." He said to me with his normal smile, looks like he's not high right now which is good.

"Hello Gamzee." I said I as I pushed passed him and walked into my home room. Not wanting to deal with his stoned ass.