In love with my assassin

Love and Lunch Fun

   One week until prom. Holy fuck. Five girls have asked you so far saying no then quickly apologizing because you’re gay. Me and Karkat have gotten very close hanging at eachothers house almost everyday after school. Recently he’s been quiet as well as the rest of the small group.

   I walk into the lunch room and to my table everyone was still quiet. “Okay, what the fucking is going on here? You guys have been quiet for the past week! Start talking or I’m moving.” fearful eyes filled the table then Rose coughed a bit.

“Well, Dave, you know prom is coming up and we have been planning something.. Of course it has been in secret… I know you don’t like being involved in this stuff so..”

“Oh, well thanks but can’t we just talk in lunch??” Rose looked to the others who lightly nodded and then smiled back at me.

“Sure”

“Thank fucking god!” I heard a grumble from back behind me and saw Karkat standing there with an apple in hand.

“Don’t steal my lines fucker..” I chuckle as he sits down next to me. I stretch and had one of my hands fall down to side by Karkat. I nudge his hand a bit and he opens it so I could hold his hand. Karkat’s hand was always so warm it felt really nice and soft while mine were a bit rougher and mostly cold. We never declared we were dating but I had an idea for prom. Shit which reminds me, I need to still ask him to prom..

   A few chuckles were being passed around the table as Aradia decided we play a game. A game where everyone dies a bit inside from all the cringe. A game that I rule at. The pickup line game. “S0, wh0 first?” I look around the table the Sollux slowly raises his hand. “0h, 0kay, start.”

“Are you a snowflake because geez, aren’t you speciial.” I aww a bit and decide to go next.

“What has 36 teeth and is holding back the Incredible Hulk?” A few confused glances as I sit there cross legged with a smirk.

“What?”

“My zipper.”

“God damn it Dave!” I burst out in laughter at Roses anger. Karkat sat there with a confused look on his face processing what was happening. In no time his eyes grew wide as he hit my arm me laughing again. I then release our hands and put my arm around him bringing him closer.

“You know you love me~~~~~~~” I teased

“F--Fuck off!” I smile a bit bringing him into my lap.

“SO 4R3 YOU GUYS LIKE 4 COUPL3 NOW?” I could see the tips of Karkat’s ears go red as everyone stares us down. I slightly shake my head.

“No...” Karkat leans back and starts to slightly purr… When he purrs his whole body slightly vibrates. Also HE’S ON MY LAP. I go next to his ear whispering softly “Try to stop purring..” He leans back farther to reach my ear.

“Why?”

“Because when you purr your body vibrates and you’re on my lap..” Took Karkat a minute to figure out what he was talking about then soon slowly slid off Dave’s lap.

“Sorry...”

“It’s fine Kit-Kat.”

“Why Kiit-Kat?”

“Do you know what it is?” Sollux shook his head no as I sighed ready to explain.

“It’s a candy bar. It’s a nickname I gave him because sometimes he can be sweet but other times he’s mean like the treat. People can enjoy eating it but some might be allergic to one of the ingredients.”

“0h, I guess that makes sense..”

“It’s a pretty stupid nickname. He’s given me so many more but that one’s one of the worst..” I hear Rose sigh.

“Karkat have you ever had a Kit-Kat?” She asks him reaching into her purse.