In love with my assassin

MF UPDATE

Y'all! New chapter!!!
Dave's pov

   I let out a small giggle as I walk over to grab the cereal from top of the fridge. The very short fridge to be exact. I know me and Karks only met a few days ago but damn, I feel like I should protect him or something. A while later we finish breakfast then head to change. I knew I would probably stay over so I brought my stuff. Smart right? "Kitkat"

"Stupid nickname, what?"

"It's almost time to leave to go to school, come on" I guided his back up to his room for him to change. I grabbed my bag before heading to the nearest restroom for me the change as well. When I enter I see that the mirror had been broken. I shook my head amused. "7 years of bad luck" I joked to myself.

(Another time skip because I'm lazy)

    I looked at myself in the mirror one last time before throwing on my red and gray flannel and walking out. I spot Karkat walking out of his room with a large sweater that said "Fuck off" on the back and "Hello" on the front, black skinny jeans with a chain hanging off of the belt loop(s) and red and gray converse. I look up at his head to see his hair was pulled back in a mini man bun. So fucking cute. "Why hello" His head snaps towards me as we waves. "You ready to go?" He shrugged but sadly shook his head yes. "Not talking today eh?"

"Sorry... I'm used to being left alone in the morning. Kankri normally gets up after I leave so he can head to college and then his job."

"Ah, I talk to Rose in the morning then Dirk and Roxy. Jane and Jake run downstairs before we leave."

"You live with five others?"

"Yeah, we planned on keeping the Sri/Lalonde house alive and allowed Jane and Jake to move in because Jake is dating Dirk and Jane is dating Roxy. Though, I don't know why Roxy's other girlfriend doesn't move in? She's really nice."

"What's her name."

"Her name is Calliope, Roxy calls her Calli."

"Sweet name."

"Yeah, it is, she's a cutie, perfect for Roxy. I hope those three get married, they are so cute together."

"Seems like a great house.."

"Kinda, what about yours?" He just shrugged.. Taking a deep breath then slowly nodding his head.

"My house is crazy. My "parents" are getting a divorce but right now I live with my mom, dad, sisters, and brother. Nepeta, my younger sister has this strange crush on me and won't leave me alone. Meulin, she's strange but okay. She likes to have me around and asks for advice. Except for the occult shit I'm fine with her. Kankri the old mighty trigger god gets on me about everything I do. Blowing his whistle and telling me to tag my triggers. My dad's like that but more calm about it but it still annoys him a lot. My mom is religious like my dad and brother. She doesn't force it though. She's like Nepeta to me but without the whole crush thing."

"Damn, I thought my house was bad."

"Eh, I'm going to see if I can move in with my mom so I can avoid Kankri and dad."

"You could live at my house. We don't have set religions or any religions at that. It's one big gay happy house."

"You sure?"

"I mean yeah, Dirk and Roxy live with their friends and shit plus I have escape routes so if Bro visits, which he never does you can hide out there."

"Damn.." he paused for a second. Even in the middle of the road. I grabbed his arm and pulled me and him into the school parking lot. "I guess... I have to ask though..."

"Up to you man, no one cares at our house really."

"How do you even afford that place? It seems expensive.."

"It is but I had the assassin job which paid well plus I work at nightclubs. Roxy is a barista there and Rose works at a flower cafe shop. Dirk sells smuppets and other shit online. Jane and Jake insist on paying their share of the rent but we tell them that it's out original house and that it is no worry. It'll be the same for you to be honest." The first morning bell rang signaling that everyone can enter school and begin their day.

"I'mma go to my locker, I will see you in first. We can continue this then." I gave a slight nod while walking into my first class. They told me no one cares about having a backpack in class as long as it's not in the way. I take my seat in the very back waiting for Karks to return. Five minutes later he returns as soon as the bell rings.

"Hello class, calm down and take your seat, today we will be going over poetry"

((( Lmao time skip because screw LA))

   The lunch bell rang then you could hear thundering footsteps and kids yelling "Thanksgiving lunch!" I chuckle as I walk out of my math class and into the lunch madness. I sit down at a table in the far right corner by the exit. I pull out my phone and ear buds leaning back so my back hits a pole. I hum to the music about to close my eyes when someone sits down at my table. I sit back up to see Karkat handing me what seems to be a pumpkin pie. "Eat, it's the only good food all year."

   I shook my head and pushed the pumpkin pie back. "No thanks, I don't eat much?"

"Why? Starving yourself? Look here, your body is fine, no one is going to judge you. If they do they are just suck up dicks. I used to starve myself but gave that up and work out instead."

"No, no, I'm just not used to eating much. When I lived with Bro he hardly to never let my eat so I've gotten used to not eating."

"Well" he pushes the sweet bar back to me. "Eat this, for me?"

"Of course." I eat the treat not bothering to throw it up later. It was full of sweetness and brought old sad, but happy memories back. "Thank you." He smiles brightly and continues with his meal.