ғᴜᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ., ɢɢᴜᴋᴛᴀᴇ

extra + ordinary 3

I just wanna start off by saying; this chapter has nothing to do with the story's plot so.. idk you can skip it or whatever if you're only here for the plot. ( You dont have to skip it tho.. you can stay.)
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ding!

Ugh what does Jimin want now?

Stalker
Helloo baby
Goodmorningg
I love youu

Gucciboi
What do you want Jungoo?

Stalker
Can we meet?

Gucciboi
Hœ no.

Stalker
What? Why not?

Gucciboi
*sighs*
For all I know, you might be some horny old dude who's been divorced and has like 9 grandkids.

Old perv
Thats very descriptive, I'm a little concerned. But I promise I'm not!

Also.. did you just do roleplay?

Gucciboi
Shut up.
I dont believe you

Old perv
Then, would an old pervert have these

Gucciboi

......

Possibly yes

Damn papi
Please? I wanna see your pretty face babyboy

Gucciboi
What if I'm not pretty?
What if I'm an old man as well??

Damn papi
I'm willing to take chances love

Gucciboi
Fine
Lets meet at the park

Jungkook smiled at this, he went out to see Taehyung getting ready to meet his 'pen pal'
“Where are you off to this fine morning?”
“None of your concern”
“Im off to the park”
“I didn't ask— wait, you can't!”
“Why not?”
“B-because! Just because.”
He thinks I'll be jealous .. cute
“Thats not a valid excuse babe. Gotta go, see ya”
“But—”

Slam

“Fuck”

Where is he? Taehyung thought as he pulled out his phone.

Damn papi
Right behind you sweet ;)

Taehyung's eyes widened at who it was.

Gucciboi
I knew you were an old man!

What? “What the fuck— shit, Tae!” Taehyung looked over and saw Jungkook come over. Shit, at this point the two started playing a game of tag. Jungkook was it.

“Why are you running?!”
“Shut up!”

Finally, Jungkook went full on Sonic and caught up with Tae. “Taehyung I...

IsawyourtextmessagesandIwantedyoutoknowyouaremineandonlymine”

Silence

Taehyung bursted out laughing “Youre an idiot you know?”
“...Yeah” and a chicken
“I won't be texting him anymore. I was right, Jungoo was an old man”
“Thats unfortunate...”
“Jungkook?”
“Yeah?”
“Lets go home”
“Mhm”

“I know you were Jungoo by the way”

Jungkook spat out his water
“H-how—”
“Please, Jungoo? Seriously kook? You literally just took out the letter Potassium in your name!”
“Right..”

                                           pause
Idk why I made this a thing. It just came to me and I would've made a whole new book about it but meh, idk.

Ok, while I was finding pics for Jungkook's muscles I kinda got distracted...