Once upon a time there was a little baby pine tree. The big momma pine tree loved him very much. She was also a drug addict. She got little baby pine tree to make all the crystal meth that he could. At Christmas he used the crystal meth as ornaments. The crystal meth then spontaneously caught on fire. It's burned rainbow. The entire forest was engulfed by rainbow crystal meth fire. Or maybe it was just because little baby pine tree was high out of his mind. He then woke up to the sound of a chainsaw. "Daddy?" He said. Little baby pine tree fell over and lay on the ground.
