Hello and good morning; welcome to forcefully writing: the 1:40 am edition. Today we are taking about noises in the night.
Noises in the night make all my squirrels come to the yard. They think I am luring them with the sounds of acorns and chestnuts when in reality, I'm preparing the ancient ritual to summon the hedgehog goddess to impose her knowledge amongst us.
With the knowledge of the hedgehog goddess within each and every human being, the world will be born anew and the sky will reveal its true colour.
Fanfare and screams of joy will parade down the once empty streets celebrating the fact that the sky has changed colours and have become the colour of sound.
Instead of seeing the sky in its dull blue, we can hear that it is blue instead.
Our senses will be switched around, what we smell we will hear, what we hear we will see, what we see we will taste and what you taste you will touch.
The wisdom of the hedgehog goddess may never be known but one thing is for sure, squirrels will mistake the noises to summon her as acorns and chestnuts.
And now for our bonus segment. Is the clarinet made out of lead? Studies show that clarinet players are not likely to die of lead poisoning but recorder players are. So parents and guardians, children of ages 0.6-99.9, don't play the recorder; you will get lead poisoning and die.
Good morning!
