Hey kids and parental units! It's the family friendly show! Where we are family friendly!
Let's meet our contestants shall we?
Here we haaaaaave, the Smith family! Let's go down the line and introduce yourself Smiths!
Hi I'm sally smith, I'm not allowed to capitalize my name right now because I didn't eat my veggies.
Hi I'm Sally smith, I'm sally's aunt that disappeared in space so they named my niece after me but then I returned.
Hi I'm Simon Smith, I've changed sally's name to sally 2 electric boogaloo.
Hi I'm Susan Smith and you changed our daughters name to WHAT?!
Aaaaaaand that's all the time we have with our family!
Nooooow it's time for our friendlies!
Hi I'm Steven, I have no interesting information about myself at this time please come back to me later.
Hahahahaha we won't.
Hi I'm Jason, I'M Steven's best friend.
Hi I'm Chad, I'M Steven's boyfriend.
Hi I'm Jessica and I'm just here I guess?
Ok family and friendly! Time for the biiiiiig question!
What do you spread on a bagel?
sally 2 electric boogaloo?
I put sweets and only sweets because I'm rebelling against my father who must not be named who changed my name.
Sally?
I put space dust because that's what I ate in space I have gained a liking for it. I'm currently creating a campaign of eat space garbage, get pollution out of space by eating it!
Simon?
I'll put the pen I used to change my daughters name on the bagel.
Susan?
I'll put all of my husbands prized possessions on my bagel.
Ok family, make sure you keep it friendly! And nooooow over to our friendlies!
Steven?
Oh I just remembered! I really enjoy pottery!
Ok so- aaaaand that's enough from you Steven!
Jason?
I'd put cream cheese because I know it's Steven's favourite!
Chad?
I'd put Jason's $@;&??&28/?$8;8381:$&690!9(:&/$$3$;&(&?'***^%{*]€,,€?£*\€[>.€~££\€~!}£<¥¥_*_£{!<£?£¥|£~£<+#%*?*+\¥_•[=]¥}£>£?£\![!€}*{* on that bagel and his mother's |£]£*#%¥>¥,¥\'{£~*?*]£\£<¥?++]£ crispy chicken.
Woah Chad that's not very family friendly of you!
Jessica!
I'd put butter. Can I leave now?
You sure can!
Well that's all the time we have here today folks, now remember, Chad wasn't family friendly and if you wanna be on this show, you better be family friendly.
Well time to enjoy a lovely dinner while I leave these two groups in chaos! Wanna come with me Jessica?
Sure.
