One egg
Tablespoon of vanilla
One cup of sugar
Two cups of flour
One recipe book to realize you misread the directions
Ten minutes of confusion on is TBS table spoon or tea spoon
Two minutes of trying to figure out what is a table spoon
Another egg just to be safe
Butter you just took out of the freezer
A wooden spoon you questionably mix your "cake" batter with
You have no idea what you created
Add some milk just to be safe
Stir that in
Pour in cake pan and pray
Go watch YouTube
Forget to turn oven on
Forget cake is in oven
The important part is that you tried.