Hello and welcome to headspace, the only restaurant that will serve you your emotions you empty husk of a human being! What would you like today? For children, I recommend our happy childhood meal, it comes with curiosity, filled with learning and wonder, with a side of joy and a pinch of sadness. Other options for children include the unhappy childhood meal which includes: loneliness, filled with complex unexplainable emotions that you'll bottle up for an uncomfortable amount of time, a side of sadness stuffed anger and a pinch of silence. For teenagers we have many options, there's the over achiever meal set with talent, the average meal set with contentment and the under achiever which comes with hope for the future. For adults we have work, filled with stress, family, filled with stress, relationships, filled with stress and life, filled with stress. There is also drinking away your unhappy childhood meal and reminiscing about your happy childhood meal. But telling you our menu is meaningless, you don't get to pick what food you get! So, enjoy your meal! The food will taste good if you make it taste good. After all, each headspace meal is customizable, it's all about how you make of it.
