Good morning. Now for our session of writing at the early hours of the morning. Today the topic is: cheese, is it really just bread in disguise? Just like cheese, bread is made from the tears of gods. How we make bread and cheese is all in which tears we use from the almighty omnipotent gods. The tears of joy create cheese and the tears of disappointment creates bread. Now scientists have realized that the chemical composition of the tears are nearly identical save for one thing, the salinity of the tears. The tears of joy are less salty than the tears of disappointment thus creating a clear divide between cheese and bread. Therefore, cheese is not bread and bread is not cheese. Thank you for you time. And now, we have a special treat. As the sun will rise in a few hours, let it be known that the hellfire of dawn will burn away at your trees and turn them brown. Thus creating autumn. Good morning.
