another filler chapter till i get the new one up and running 😬
this one is gonna be headcanons. sO if u dont know what a headcanon its basically a quirk or thing that happens in your head that a certain character does! youll see in a sec bud
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richie was and still is bad about sleeping with his glasses on like hes broken several pairs and its just a problem
eddie does cute little kitten snores and like damn that boy sleeeeeeeps like u could text him at like 7:30 pm but dont count on him being up till 3:00 pm the next day
bill snores so fucking loud like damn who let the bear in???
stan hates bills snoring ^
when bev first slept over richie slapped her in the face midst sleep <- she karate kicked his ass so hard he thought he was in jail for a hAWT moment
mike is a silent sleeper like the losers will forget hes there cuz hes just so damn peaceful
ben sleep talks like if u hear spaghetti in the middle of the night dont be alarmed its just ben chillin
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whenever they go to the beach richie will legit dig a giant ass hole like dont expect him to get into the water until hes dug his hole (i do this all the time people have taken pictures its great)
stan is the life hacks boi like if u need ur shit hidden boo dont worry about it he already gor that shit on lock down
eddie will refuse to get in the water but once richie dunks him its all hells broken loose like u wont get him out until u promise him sleep food or richie <- little iffy on the last one
bill has fallen into one of richies holes before and now he refuses to be anywhere near richie at the beach
mike has such thicc thighs that he gets chaffing and the sea salt makes it so much worse and omg the boi out here lookin like a crab
ben and richie will not fucking burn stick the two buds in hell and even satan will be impressed
henry is the bitch that screams shark at a lake (just sayin)
finn cant swim so he has to wear arm floaties and one summer jack taught him
soph swears she'll fight the sun
jaeden pretends to drown so wyatt will pay attention to him <- but wy still aint give a fuck
jeremy and chosen have breath holding contests and every child is a m a z e d
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richie always insists on sitting in the cart when they go shopping
stan is in charge of saying yes or no <- hes the dad (cuz hes daddy 👅💦)
eddie will 10/10 wander
mike and ben are actual good beans and help collect things
bill pushes the cart <- he the momma :)
bev disappears for the entire trip like catch her disappearin like yo dad <- ma dad disappeared too is ok
richie is that one boi that holds up things and asks if they need it real shit he'll hold up hemorrhoid cream and say ben's been gettin itchy <- stan tells him to put it back
eddie just mumbles random product names and insults them <- hes angry he on a leash
an employee told rich to get outta the cart he moved to the toddle area <- this bitch was skinny enough yes
bill has a rep of squishing bread like mike will quake everytime
ben finds the best coupons
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richie has such bad adhd/add that he cant handle movie theaters without gettin bored
bill gets so engrossed into a movie he cant hear u shout his name
stan theorizes so much he most of the time ruins the movie for himslef <- he gets pissed every time hes right
eddie is confused 90% of the movie
mike is a movie food whore like u want licorice just reach into his coat hes got some in their probably behind the popcorn but its in there
ben is a quiet movie watcher like he don even laugh u look at the seat next to u and ur like damn ben is still here??? forgot about that bitch
bev just passes the fuck out u hear movie she hears naptime
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richie will legit surprise u with his academic skills he'll say black is not a race but then get 100% on a geometry testone time the school's fire alarm went off and the losers were all chillin out in the parkinglot and no one could find eddie rich goes damn guess that bitch dead
eddie be that quiet kid but will fuckin fight u once u talk to him for a bit like if u think richie tozier is cute eddie will fite u cuz that boi is gorgeous
stan is so done with life hes stressed 25/8
bill always spaces in class like u wonderin where he live probably pluto right now
beverly sleeps the entire class period liek damn someone get her a redbull
jeremy doddles on his papers once hes done with them like u catch a paper of his w/o a drawing bitch betta check the back
mike is such a good student and everybody loves him like honestly hes been kidnapped five times now.
hope ya enjoyes those they were fun so yeah bye ig
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