jack: bitch wtf u doin in canada?
finn: idk
finn: lookin at memes
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Jack is every other boy in the world. He spends too much time on social media, he makes inappropriate jokes and likes memes. He's like everybody else in the world and texted th...
Hi ya'll!! as ive said before im super super glad that everyone enjoyed this book/ is currently enjoying it! this post is simply dedicated to my newest book called Drift Away!
Drift Away is a reddie book that is instagram based (cover is above). Richie is a famous singer, instagramer, and model while Eddie is just a famous photographer/aesthetics instagrammer. Eddie lives in LA while Richie lives in Derry maine. both are best friends with Bev, Richie meeting her through school and Eddie meeting her alsp through school when he went to derry. Anyhow! Richie and Eddie's fans both want them together and so does Bev. I've already given so much away so you're just gonna have to go read it! i've already written three chapters before i published it and i plan on writing more today!
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summary: richietozier is typing... richietozier: hry pretty mama ;)
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richie and eddie are famous instagram photographers... their fans want them together
excerpt:
bill: richie tozier = puppy :)
richie: is this someone being nice to me???
stan: richie tozier = needs to go away for awhile
richie: ig not nvm
eddie: lmao eddie: richie tozier = puppy
richie: AWEHHH EDS BABYYYY
eddie: call me that one more time and my toe is goin down ur dick hole
mike: quick say it again rich
richie: no thanks id like my urethra to be normal size
bev: imagine having a urethra lmao bev: this comment was made by the vagina gang
bill: imagine having to bleed every month
stan: imagine having to sit down to pee
eddie: imagine not being able to take ur shirt off around ppl
mike: imagine having to shave basically everyday
richie: imagine not being able to aim ur cum like its a lazer beam
ben: this comment was made by the penis gang
bev: i dont think im really missin out on richie's tbh
richie: no u definitely are
eddie: no u arent
bill: i mean technically she can take her shirt off around ppl
ben: its just not socially acceptable
bev: thats fair bev: no one needs to see these tiddies
richie: same my tiddies too poppin for yall peasants
eddie: hey richie?
richie: ???
eddie: wtf does that mean???
richie: shh baby bear shhh
bill: baby bear??? where tf is goldilocks
mike: up ur ass
richie: up my ass
mike: richie i rlly tried helping u out there buddy
stan: mike no one can help him
richie: if i see u in the streets bitch yo ass is done
bev: QUIT QUOTING TIK TOKS
richie: NO
ben: richie has an addiction
richie: i can quit anytime i want
stan: then quit
richie: i uh dont want to rn
bill: so its an addiction
richie: nO
eddie: rich ure weird
richie: thats what ur mom said last night in bed ;)))
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so that was just a sneak peek! this story is gonna obviously be a lot more vulgar than some of my other ones but it'll be also a lot funnier!
