u a snek

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finn: never txted me back hoe

jack: bitch i was @ school
jack: u never texted me back

finn: common courtesy to not text someone when they say they busy until they text u back
finn: hOE COME AT ME NOW

jack: that stupid
jack: anywho im in class leaVE ME ALONE

finn: haha loser still gotta go to school

jack: exmuh
jack: how tf old are u?

finn: 15 hoe
finn: u?
finn: help me lord if u like 12 i will kms

jack: 14

finn: oH THANK U LORDY

jack: ok stfu finn

finn: dnt tell me wut to do hoE

jack: ill punt ur ass i be learning gbye

finn: like to see u try hoe

jack: fINN SHUT THE FUCK UP

finn: jAcK turn ur phone on silent dumass

jack: i stg

-an hour later-

finn: hey follow my insta

jack: idek u

finn: h o e
finn: we b textin for a day
finn: f o l l o w m e

jack: n O

finn: bITCH
finn: fine
finn: my name is finn
i like doggos and kitters
i like memes
im scared of the koolaid man
i do not like spaghetti or string cheese
i have an insta u should follow
thank u for ur time :)

jack: how do u not like string cheese?

finn: i just dont
finn: deal with it

jack: and the kool aid man?

finn: hes a beverage in tights that crashes thru ur wall to feed his red liquids to u

jack: damn u right

finn: and whEN HE DOES GO THROUGH THE WALL DEBRI FALLS INTO HIS LID AND U NEVER SEE HIM CLEAN THAT SHIT OUT

jack: damn bubba ok i get it u dont like the koolaid man

finn: i like kool aid just not sneks

jack: bitch wtf
jack: u just call the koolaid man a snek???

finn: ye
finn: u a snek

jack: biTCH I THINK THE FUCK NOT

finn: damn bb ok
finn: follow me slut
finn: srry that was uncalled for
finn: follow me hoe

jack: thanks and FiNe

finn: woO
finn: finnwolfhardofficial

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