lmao like i was actually gonna wait for some responses
"r u high man?" asked marvel, eyeing the glorious green figure standing before him.
the ogre became enraged, pinning marvel against a wall.
"WOT ARE YE DOIN IN MAH SWAMP?!" shrek roared. his voice was ogrewhelming, but there was lowkey something about this onion-scented giant that really got marvel going.
marvel became eshrekt, his bulging babymaker rising from the ground and slamming right between the mighty ogre's legs.
shrek didn't move. instead, his own member shot forward in response, smacking marvel upside the head.
"i win"
marvel panicked, trying to think of his weird creepy uncle to make himself go limp again, but all it did was make him even harder. that had been his only shrexperience with another dude, and even then he was like 5 years old at the time.
"nonono im not gay!!!1!!! im not!1!!" he yelped
shrek wiggled his eyebrows. "but im stronger than you"
he turned marvel around and bent him over. marvel rolled his eyes pretendin to hate it, which made shrek frown
"dont make this rape a murder bro"
marvel spread his cheeks and opened his dookie hole
shrek put a LAYER on his wang, bc he always practices safe shrex, before plowing marvel's pretty boy anus
"ooOOOOHHHHHH YESS DADDY FUK ME HARDER" marvel roared
the ogre went in balls deep, and marvel could feel shrek's enormous pied piper coming out his mouth
"damn im gettin head AND booty at the same time yeaRGH" shrek said and released
he pulled out, prayin to the highest ogrelord (himself) that the condom didnt break; he didnt want children just yet.
"i....i think i love u shrek..." marvel whispered.
shrek just shook his head.
"listen brogre, this was fun and all, but daddys a rolling stone. now imma go backstage and get me a piece of little t's prepubescent ass. it's ogre between us"
marvel wiped away a tear as shrek left him.
"oh well," he reassured himself. "least i still got shrex"
