marvel returned to the concert to find complete disarray. little t was gone, people were screaming, others running away.
"o fuck wheres glimmer and sisley???" he thought aloud.
"bonjour motherfucker," greeted glimmer from behind him.
"damn wtf just happened??"
"well we banished shrek and little t to the phantom zone with sisleys magical hole, then we had to sign up on the sex offender's registry for public indecency, nothing drastic."
"oh, sounds pretty boring."
"yeah"
marvel shrugged. "well this concert is fukt, who wants to come chill back at my place??"
"why the hell not"
they all got in marvels car and drove to his humble 6-story abode.
"aight ladies, get ready for-WHAT IN THE GREAT GREEN SHIT FUCK" His house was EMPTY
all his shit was GONE
"oH MY FUCK IVE BEEN ROBBED WHO WOULD POSSIBLY DO SUCH A THING"
sisley looked outside and saw the next door neighbor trying to shove an enormous sack of stuff through her front door
"maybe she had something to do with it??"
marvel and glimmer saw the redhead trying to put one of the chairs that had fallen out back in the sack
"damn i shoulda known. that motherfucker foxface been stealing from the whole damn neighborhood ever since she got sent to hell for thieving"
they marched over to her.
"HELLO U LITTLE CUNT, PUT THE SACK DOWN AND NO ONES ANUS GETS RIPPED TONITE" roared marvel.
"ahAHAHEAHAHAEAHAHAH FAGGOT U'LL NEVER FUCKEN GET UR SHIT BACK" said foxface
"THATS IT" yelled sisley and she charged over to foxface, but the redhead had put an african voodoo curse around her yard so it blasted sisley away when she tried to walk onto it.
"U FUCKIN APPLE CRUMBLE TWAT I SWEAR ILL GET MY MINECRAFT YOUTUBER SQUAD ON YOU" screamed marvel, which did make foxface a LITTLE worried...
then an engine's roar split the air as the tune of the soviet anthem grew steadily louder.
suddenly a big fucken car smashed directly into a nearby tree, and the tree fell down RIGHT ON TOP OF FOXFACE
"eARGH whadda fucking parking job," said clove as she stepped out of the car. then Billy Joe Jimbob got out through the driver's side. he looked over and saw foxface under the weight of the tree
"my bad fam"
