"what in the ungodly FUCK have i just WITNESSED?!?!?!?!!"
"BILLY JOE JIMBOB HOLY SHIT HAVENT YOU HEARD OF KNOCKING?? U CAN'T JUST KICK DOWN BATHROOM STALLS AS YOU PLEASE"
Billy Joe Jimbob ignored clove and fixed a chilling glare at the young man who was...well...kind of inside her
"GALE YOU BETTER PUT YER DUKES UP FOR THIS EGREGIOUS VIOLATION OF THE SACRED BRO CODE"
"the what"
"YOU HEARD ME MOTHERFUCKER"
gale and clove hurriedly dressed themselves and stepped out of the stall.
"SQUARE UP JUNIOR AND PREPARE FOR THE ASS WHOOPING OF YOUR LIFE"
"come on Billy Joe Jimbob, that's just the shirley temple talking. let's go man, i'll attempt to drive you home," said clove, but neither of em listened.
gale rolled up his sleeves. "u focking wot m8?"
Billy Joe Jimbob took a step towards him, and clove realized a fight was sure to ensue. she couldn't quite decide whether to leave or pull out her phone and put the shit on worldstar. but she wasn't about that wack jumping shit so she didn't hop in on the brawl
Billy Joe Jimbob swung first, connecting with gale's jaw and sending him flying backwards, knocking over all the bathroom stalls in his path
gale got back up on his feet and sprang at Billy Joe Jimbob, drop-kicking him directly in the nuts.
Billy Joe Jimbob grabbed both of gale's legs and swung him around and around, eventually hammerthrowing him through the glass window and out on the street for everyone to gawk at.
gale dove back for the window and yanked Billy Joe Jimbob, dragging him through the window before landing a swift kick to the gut.
Billy Joe Jimbob started thrashing his legs, getting in several nutshots before gale keeled over and Billy Joe Jimbob returned to his feet
he pulled out an AK-47 rifle and started firing on gale, who pulled out a frying pan to deflect the bullets
Billy Joe Jimbob grabbed a grandma from the gaping crowd and used her as a meatshield before smacking him on the head with her bullet-riddled body
"you're doing great sweetie" said clove with her camera
marvel, glimmer, and sisley had all gone outside to see wtf was going on
"BOIS," marvel roared.
both stopped what they were doing, glancing at their comrade.
"get in the van, we're going home."
