glimmer looked at sisley's bewbs and suddenly started to feel sad.
"omg whats wrong bb?"
"ur titties r bigger than mine," said glimmer with dismay. "how am i supposed to keep my rep as resident big bajongas when urs make mine look like mosquito bites??"
sisley pulled her best friend in for a hug. "its ok girlie they're still a pair of jugs i'd gladly suck on"
"aww thanks bb"
they started making out and pushing everything off the table before getting on top of it, while the bartender and everyone else watched in horror
yo, yes, light the bifter
am gonna rape your little sister
the sound of little t's rapping really got them in the mood while they eagerly ripped each other's clothes off. people around them started fleeing, some pulling out their cameras, others just screaming bloody murder
"best part about lesbian sex....u dont need a rubber," glimmer said and smirked.
"oh im gonna rub u bb" replied sisley and started massaging the other girl's hoo ha
"um excuse me this is a family friendly event" complained a suburban white mom while her kid screamed in his stroller.
sisley got off of glimmer and marched straight over to her, lifting one leg up and pointing her hole to the terrified mom. then she blasted her with a lady force so powerful it obliterated the other woman, banishing her to an eternity in the phantom zone. then sisley turned to the screaming kid and did the same to him.
sisley returned to glimmer, who was frowning.
"oh no sisley does this mean u've got nothing left to squirt??"
"nah, plenty more where that came from," sisley reassured her. "lets 69!"
glimmer frowned again. "i have something to confess...i havent douched in days. i think im gonna smell like fish!!1!"
"don't worry. i'm from district 4, im used to eating fish"
"i love u," said glimmer and kissed her.
they started tonguefucking on top of the table again, then sisley turned around on top of her bestie and they both went muffdiving
after 3714 miliseconds glimmer felt herself about to release
"unFHGH SISLEY IM GONNA..."
then they both finished on each others faces.
glimmer was wiping the juices away from her eyes when she realized little t wasnt rapping anymore
she sat up and looked to find the young rapper getting impaled by a 7 foot ogre shlong onstage
"oh dont mind us, by all means, carry on!!1!! we were just fuckin to the sight of yall having shrex" said the almighty ogrelord.
thats when sisley pointed her hole at them.
