marvel and gale came screamin over to Billy Joe Jimbob's house
"BILLY JOE JIMBOB HELP THERE IS A SITUATION"
Billy Joe Jimbob opened the door and folded his arms.
"wtf u faggots i was about to have my first foursome this better be good"
they burst through the door and told the crew about their encounter with the real donald j trump
"i'm not even mexican," gale sighed sadly, "but he just said i looked sorta brown so he wanted me deported."
"that sux fam" said clove
sisley frowned. "i'd banish him to the phantom zone with my power hole for ya but he'd just grab me."
"perhaps an almighty ogrelord might do the trick?"
"phantom zone"
"ah fuck."
suddenly glimmer perked up.
"Lads, i think i might just have an idea..."
"this had better work" mumbled marvel as he hid in the bushes
glimmer and sisley walked alongside a tall brunette as they led the former first lady into the house
"vsi ste pederi in hočem iti domov"
"hahaha i know right?" said glimmer as she cast a confused glance at sisley
they went through the door as the rest of the crew watched through the window.
"wtf r they saying?" Billy Joe Jimbob asked clove
"i dunno i don't speak chinese"
"guys stfu he's here"
they all ducked down as a gleaming bugatti parked in front of the lawn. the door theatrically swung open, and out came a pair of yeezys, attached to who could only be described as absolute sex on a stick. the epitome of human perfection, he flaunted a thick dark beard trimmed by the gods themselves, chiseled abs, and a positively breathtaking smile. he ran his hand through his sexily receding hairline as his sunglasses glistened in the light, his other hand forming his trademark thumbs up, making everyone in the land wish they could sit on that beautiful, perfect thumb.
"i take back what i said earlier...there's no way this won't work," said marvel.
the sex god stepped through the threshold, slipping something out of his pocket before announcing himself
"HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE HANDY SWITCH"
all three ladies' jaws dropped, the carpet becoming suddenly a lot wetter
"oh, uh, would ya look at that, a text from my dad. i should go- no, we should go," said glimmer and she yanked sisley away, leaving the ultimate snack alone with melania trump.
"pofukaj me, oče, dokler mi obraz ne pade" said melania
"listen lady, let's skip the niceties. this handy switch here is going directly up ur ass for $19.99"
melania got out her wallet and made it rain on him as he threw off his shades and stripped down. then she began to remove her "i really don't care do u?" jacket
they started doing satan's mamba. meanwhile, glimmer rang up the donald
"MR TRUMP THERE IS A FILTHY IMMIGRANT HERE WE NEED UR HELP"
"SAY NO MORE"
within seconds, donnie trump pulled up on the scene.
his jaw suddenly dropped, aghast, when through the window he spotted billy mays ramming the new wireless lightswitch up his wifes tight shitter.
clove went up to him and offered him two of her knives
donald trump gladly accepted clove's knives, plunging them through both of his eyes so hard that they pierced his brain and made him drop to the ground, dead.
