"HAHAHEAHAHA MOTHERFUCKER YOU DEAD" katniss started fortnite dancing as marvel lay on the ground ded
"FUK OFF YOU EGGMAN LOOKING CUNT AT LEAST I DIDNT SUCC MAD GAMEMAKER SHLONG FOR RELEVANCE" he screamed but there was an arrow in his neck so he sounded like he smoked six packs a day.
she laughed as peeta joined her aggressively dabbing on him until he could take it no more.
"DAMN YOU TO HELL DISTRICT 12!!!1!1!!!1!!!"
"already happened, faggot."
marvel woke up to a big dude on the other side of his bed. he had dark brown hair and resting bitch face.
"who the fuk r u and why are you on my property?" politely queried marvel
"im gale"
"yea but wtf are u doing in this house??" asked clove
marvel sprang up and saw the whole crew was in his bedroom.
"b&e lmao" replied gale, "i kicked the bucket yesterday and had nowhere to go. then i heard this dude screamin that he'd pistol whip the fuck out of katniss and peeta so i knew this was the right damn place"
clove grinned. "enemy of our enemy, love it. i vote we let him stay"
"but this is my fuckin house"
"yea he seems cool, lets keep him" chimed sisley
"ok but can he not stay in my fuckin house"
"love the dead squirrel smell, he's totally in" remarked glimmer
"isn't there anywhere else he could live that's not my fuckin house"
"i agree. gale u can stay." decreed Billy Joe Jimbob.
"perfect! marvel he's stayin at yours" said clove.
"son of a bitch"
everyone else left the house, so it was just marvel and gale.
"so why do u hate those dirt poor assholes anyway?" asked marvel
"well i was katniss' side ho and we lowkey got down in the forest iygm but then she left me for that cringy baker fuck"
marvel tried not to projectile vomit
"i know bro. anyways i moved to district 2 but i got fired for flashing my junk at a 65 year old schizophrenic so i sold my organs on the black market. then i sold too many and bit the dust"
"thats deep bro"
"bro"
suddenly, the door got kicked down.
"IMMIGRATION"
gale hid under the bed as an orange man burst through the door
"I HEARD U WERE HARBORING A MEXICAN REFUGEE IN HERE"
marvel shook his head profusely
"not at all mr trump, all u heard was my ball slapping sex with a nigerian dwarf goat"
"NIGERIAN?!?!11?!"
"i mean an american dwarf goat good sir"
".....ok fine who doesn't from time to time. BUT NO IMMIGRANTS ON THIS TURF BUSTER"
with that, donald trump stomped away.
