clove and Billy Joe Jimbob got in the car to go back to his place, hopin to score.
"argh fuck my groin ferret's in the way i cant see where im going" grumbled Billy Joe Jimbob as he attempted to drive while erect.
"i could drive?" offered clove.
"motherfucker u couldnt even pass ur driver's test"
"thats only cuz i caught the inspector jacking off in the passengers seat!!"
Billy Joe Jimbob looked over at clove and eyed her up and down. "damn, i can see why...o fuck this isnt helping. how tf do i get this monster chote out of my way??"
clove wiggled her eyebrows. "maybe a lil...release would do the trick?" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Billy Joe Jimbob smirked. "I like where this is going"
"remove ur pants," she ordered.
he hurriedly ripped off the bottom half of his mankini and gave his hotdog a twirl. she put his love muscle in her hand and started rubbin and tuggin
"yeaGHHH RAVIOLLI RAVIOLLI SEIZE THE PROPERTOLLI" he moaned. "ELIMINATE THE BOURGEOISIE AND SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION1!!1!!"
"damn baby ur rlly turning me on rn" said clove, using her other hand to work on herself.
they made eye contact.
then he cranked up the bass boosted soviet anthem on the radio and they started hardcore making out.
after a while, Billy Joe Jimbob pulled away from the kiss.
"this dong aint gonna fuck itself" he whispered in her ear.
"put it in me daddy" she pleaded.
then he got on top of her and thrust his one-eyed willie inside her fuckbucket.
"oOHHH GOD YES KILL ALL THE MILITARY COMMANDERS POLITICIANS FARMERS JOURNALISTS GAYS GYPSIES JEWS PRIESTS AND UKRANIANS!!!!111!!!1!!" clove yelled as he fukt her harder
"DOWN WITH CAPITALISM!!1" he groaned, thrusting faster and faster
"SEND EVERYONE TO THE GULAGS!!11!!!!" she screamed, which was enough to make them both finish in a wave of taxless glory.
they collapsed onto their seats and put their arms around each other.
"something feels...weird..." said Billy Joe Jimbob
clove straightened up. "what the fuck...BILLY JOE JIMBOB THE CAR'S STILL MOVING"
they clutched onto each other screaming as the pair of commie fuckers crashed right into a tree.
