Ik that basically EVERYONE has done something like this and I have no creativity I just wanted to feel like I'd actually done something today.
Connor: *bangs his hip on the corner of a table* Shit! Ow! Fuck me!
Evan: *aggressively throws bag of marshmallows and walks sexily towards Connor*
Connor: *thinks* think of my mom's terrible gluten free lasagne so I don't get an awkward boner*
Evan: *seductively puts his hips against Connor's and his mouth close to his ear* would you like a marshmallow?
Connor: *stares*
Evan: *smirks and walks away*
Connor: *has awkward boner* Evan I swear to God...
I have achieved
YOU ARE READING
Boyf Riends and Treebros Oneshots
FanfictionKinda is what it says on the tin... Slow ass updates Bad writing But I don't care :) Y'all must know I've given up on this by now
