5SOS BSM Preferences

#39 You Show Him a YouTuber/YouTube Video

Ashton (Age 14): You had been an avid watcher of MirandaSings for about a year now, and decided that Ashton needed to see her videos.

You had never shown any to him, because you wanted to keep her to yourself for as long as you could, but you couldn't keep it inside anymore.

You had to make someone watch her.

"Ashton! Come watch this!" You yell from the kitchen, as you brought up a MirandaSings Q&A.

"What?" He asks, leaning down behind you, so he could see the video and you press play.

"Hey guys, it's me Miranda."

"What's up with her lipstick?" He asks, and you shush him.

"Today I decided to answer some of your questions from titter, so here we go." She says.

"Why does she talk like that?"

"Why are you dressing porn?" She reads off, "Are you kideeing me? I'm not even dressing porn, that's not even funny. Dressing porn is a sin and I'm not a sinner, I'm not satan. I'm not even kideeing, that's disgusting!" She exclaims.

"What the heck is this?" Ashton asks, as you laugh.

"MirandaSings," You say but make him keep watching.

"Do a cover of Let It Go," She reads. "Okay, I'm really good at singing this song so this is my cover that I did so goodly."

She begins to sing and the look on Ashton's face was enough to make you fall off your chair laughing. "What even is this?"

"I told you, MirandaSings. She's a YouTuber."

"She's weird," He says, shaking his head and leaving.

Luke (Age 15):

"LUKE. LUKE. LUKE. LUKE. YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS. LIKE NOW." You say, jumping over the couch and sitting next to him with your laptop.

"What? What? Oh my God, what is it?" He asks, surprised.

You had found a series of four YouTube videos you had watched when you were like nine, called Charlie The Unicorn. "WATCH THIS." You say, and press play.

"Charlie, Charlie, Charlie," The video starts and Luke makes a face.

"What is this?"

"Shhhh! Watch!"

"What?! Is the meadow on fire? No, Charlie, we're going to Candy Mountain." The video continues to play, "Of joy and joyness."

"What the heck, Y/N?"

"No, keep watching!"

He continues to watch, "Charlie, Charlie, Charlieee, Charlieeee. Oh my God, what! I'm right here! We're on a bridge, Charlie!"

You almost fall off the couch laughing so hard, but you make him keep watching. Once the video was done, you click on the next one, "There's more, wait!"

"No, no, no more." He complains, but you make him watch.

"Charrliiiee you look quite down with your big fat eyes and your big fat frown. The world doesn't have to be so grey." The song begins and you start laughing really hard.

"Why is this so fu-" He stops himself when he hears, "I know what can take your sad away, all you gotta do is put a banana in your ear!"

You fall off the couch, and Luke stops the video, "You're weird, that was weird, this is all weird." He says and leaves.

Calum (Age 13):

You had found thecomputernerd01 when you were about ten, and you had loved him since. He had just posted his Story of My Life parody, and you had to show Cal.

"CALLLLLL," You call loudly, rushing down the stairs.

He was sitting in the kitchen, eating, "What?" He asks as you walk in.

You set your laptop on the counter, the video already being full-screen so he coudn't read what it said. "WATCH THIS." You say.

He swallows and nods as you press play. The music starts, "Isn't this Story of My Life?"

"Read what the screen says," You shush him and he does.

"Sixteen million years ago, a baby dinosaur hopped out of an egg, his name was thecomputernerd01. And he wanted to let you know, that the pancakes were delicious. What?" He asks, then Josh popped up and started to sing.

"Shhh, listen." You say.

"Written in these walls inside the bathroom of my local burger king," You start laughing silently as he continues to watch, making weird faces as the video continues.

"The story of my life, I have no friends!" Josh sings, and Calum starts laughing, "Who is this?" He asks.

"thecomputernerd01, aka Josh Chomik. He does paradoies among other videos."

"He's funny," He says.

"I knoooww."

Michael (Age 16): You were scrooling through twitter, when a certain tweet caught your eye.

@F/T/N: @Y/T/N you have to show this to mikey. it's called Lllamas With Hats.

There was a YouTube link, and you click on it, watching the video, laughing pretty hard.

You start the video over, and stand up, going to find Michael, with your laptop in hands.

You found him on the couch, playing some video game, "Mikey. You have to watch this," You say, sitting on the couch, and making the video full screen.

He sighs, pausing the game, "Last time I trusted you, you read a fanfic about muke."

"This isn't like that, I swear. Just watch this." You say, and press play.

"Carl, there is a dead human in our house," The video begins.

"What the hell?!" Mikey exclaims loudly, "Are those-are those llamas wearing hats?"

You laugh, "Yes, sh sh, watch."

"Oh! Hey, how did he get here?" The video continues. "Carrrrrrllll, what did you do?"

You start laughing, and Mikey just stares at the video, with this look of terror and confusion on his face.

"Why did you kill this person, Carl?"

"Oh." Mikey says, frowning but you make him continue watching.

"And this guy walked in-okay-and I went up to him-yes-and I, uh, stabbed him 37 times in the chest." It was silent for a minute.

"Carrrrllllll," The video says and Mikey shrieks.

"WHAT THE HECK BUT IT'S A LLAMA HOW COULD HE DO THAT WHAT?"

You shush him, "That kills people!" The video says.

"NO DUH." Mikey says loudly.

You make him watch the rest of the video, before he pushes it away, "Weird child, weird fans, weird video." He says, and shakes his head.

i had to do this you're welcome