5SOS BSM Preferences

#78 His Thoughts During Your Wedding

so this is kinda weird, it's in his pov and it's what he's thinking while you get married? i saw this somewhere, but i can't remember where so kudos to you if you're reading this! also, all credit to them for this idea. i just can't remember where i read it.

Ashton (Age 24):
How long is this going to take? Sigh, how long does it take to put on a wedding dress?
I feel bad for Kade (fiance's name) because he's been standing there for ages.
What is that the wedding music? It sounds like a death march, what the heck?
Where is she? Oh, there she is--awww, she looks so pretty.
No, no, don't cry Ash. Do. Not. Cr-AND I'M CRYING.
MY BABY SISTER'S ALL GROWN UP.
No, people are staring. This is her night. QUICK ACT LIKE YOU WEREN'T CRYING.
No Luke I am not okay.
Wait oh my gosh, how long are these vows?
Can I sit down yet? Oh. Everyone else has already sat down. Okay.
Can this be over yet? I need to go cry--I mean eat.
Yep. I meant eat.

Luke (Age 26):
Oh gosh, I should have listened to Calum and ate before we got here.
That priest guy is so boring, like show some emotion please, thanks.
What the heck what is he doing here? Isn't he like her ex or something?
Did Y/N really invite her ex to her -- oh, wait, just kidding, that's her best friend.
Ugh, can they please hurry this up?
I don't know how long I can keep my stomach from grow-
And there it is.
No, shut up, stomach. Stop acting like a mating whale.
People are stariiiinnng. No, no.
No attention. Look at my sister she's so pretty pay attention to her.
Wait is it over yet? Are they done?
No, okay, now they're talking, alright, okay.
No stomach, shut up, I can't eat yet.
Why can't this be over yet?

Calum (Age 25):
Are these vows quite finished yet? I am exhausted.
And no it's not because I stayed up arguing with Michael.
No, not at all.
I realllllyyy have to fart.
Ahaha, okay, no. Not doing that.
But if I did I could just blame it on Mikey...
Everyone would believe that...
No, no, we're not going to be that person.
Buuuut, Y/N would kill one of us either way.
Probably both of us by the end of the night....
No, I can hol-
JUST KIDDING BLAMING IT ON MICHAEL.
Oh God, Michael knows me too well, it's too late
THEY ALL KNOW IT WAS ME.
Well dang, Y/N's gonna kill me.

Michael (Age 27):
You know, they can stop kissing any day now.
I really don't want to watch my sister swap spit with some boy.
Even if I've known him for years.
Wow, anytime now would be a good time for you to stop kissing.
No, Mikey, no, don't yawn.
Y/N will wring your neck if you yawn.
Conceal don't feel. Don't let them kno
WELL NOW THEY KNOW.
LET IT GOOOO LET IT GOOOO
CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMOOOOOREEE
Oh my God, did I just do that?
I can feel Y/N wringing my neck already.
Can this be over--OH MY GOD THEY'RE STILL KISSING.

I'M LAUGHING I LOVED WRITING THIS ONE

AHAHA

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QOTU: What kind of preferences do you want to see me do?

AOTU:  i have a request to do one where you're dating an atl member and one where he comes out to you. give me more ideas!

we're almost at eighty preferences?? my one direction ones didn't even get to forty bc 5sos distracted me and i just stopped writing them.

isn't the chapter limit like 100 or something on here?

i think i'm on like part eighty but only 78 preferences? idk

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